Thieving Thieves Nab SpongeBob Doll

Crime is funny! The Associated Press says a SpongeBob SquarePants blow-up doll was stolen from a Minnesota Burger King. The kidnappers' identities are unknown, but they definitely sport well-developed smart-ass skills. Case in point, the sponge stealers left a ransom note that reads:

We have SpongeBob. Give us ten Crabby Patties, fries and milkshakes.

- Signed, Plankton

P.S. Patrick is next.

In case you're wondering, Plankton is SpongeBob's evil adversary and Patrick is SpongeBob's best friend.

As of this writing, SpongeBob remains at large. You can find solace in our "SpongeBob SquarePants" movie review. -- Mac

Posted by Mac at November 24, 2004 12:14 PM