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Dad Turns Daughter in to Police, Daughter Rats out Dad

This story is very sad. It's also very, very funny.

The Associated Press says Kevin Winston, a 46-year-old Newark, NJ resident, narced out his 16-year-old daughter to police after she stumbled home drunk Friday at 2:45 a.m. But there was a problem -- well, three problems:

  1. The daughter wasn't that drunk
  2. Winston had a stash of weapons and cocaine in the house
  3. The daughter knew exactly where the contraband was hidden


In perhaps the swiftest turning of the tables ever recorded, the daughter led officers to a crawl space where Daddy kept four semiautomatic guns and more than 600 vials of cocaine. The father was immediately charged with a slew of weapons and drug charges and his five daughters were handed over to a relative. -- Mac

Posted by Mac at November 28, 2004 12:07 PM

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