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Lonely Heads Find Peace on New "Lap Pillow"

It took a while, but this year's must-have holiday item has finally emerged. Ladies and gentlemen, cast your eyes upon the "lap pillow."

The Associated Press says the foam apparatus gives lonely souls a place to rest their sorry heads. Priced to sell at $90, the laps mimic a woman's thighs with stunning accuracy. They feature a choice of red or black skirts, life-like skirt wrinkles, calibrated thigh softness, and (I can't believe I'm about to write this) panty lines.

The lap pillow is only available in Japan, but an idea this good knows no geographic boundaries. Don't be surprised when variations on the same theme emerge: the Man Lap, Grandma's Lap-O-Happy, Grandpa's Kinda-Creepy Lap, and, for adult connoisseurs, the Magic Fingers Vibrating Lap. -- Mac

Posted by Mac at December 15, 2004 03:42 PM





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