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Kevin to Britney: Swing Baby Swing

As if she didn't have enough problems already, now comes word that Britney Spears' wayward hubby Kevin Federline wants an open marriage.

According to Life & Style magazine, KFed wants to swing baby! Insiders claim Kevin broke Britney’s heart when he told her that he wants an open marriage as it’s hard for him to be “with just one woman.” According to a friend, “This does not work for Britney – even broaching the subject crushed her. There is no way she wants to be involved with that. She is on the way towards depression.”

So how is she coping? Two words: Comfort Food! “There are empty KFC boxes all over her house, she can’t get off the last 15 pounds of baby weight, despite all kinds of pressure from Kevin to slim down. She has given up on her diet and exercise programme – in fact she booked some endermologie sessions at home, to reduce celluite – but when the technician showed up she was not in the mood and sent them away.”

Poor Britney can't catch a break. Memo to Britney: dump his sorry ass.

Posted by on February 9, 2006 8:34 PM
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Britney was an idiot to get mixed up with Kevin in the first place. She should have seen it coming that he was a total loser. He was not faithful to the mother of his other children and has only shown himself to be a bum.

-- Posted by: Sayillegirl at February 9, 2006 8:57 PM

How low can you go. This pair needs to clean up their act. He needs to stop behaving like a complete idiot and she needs a serious dose of "grow up".
They should both retire and move far away. That would be a gift to the public.

-- Posted by: momster at February 10, 2006 9:34 PM

she gets what she deserves. she was the retard who got caught up with him, noone cares anyways.


the only reason im here is to tell you i really hate her for eatting KFC, which kills thousands of chickens inhumanely every day to feed her fat ass. instead of spending all your money on gossip magazines, visit www.kentuckyfriedcruelty.com and find out how you can help stop this cruel company.

-- Posted by: alysssssa at February 11, 2006 8:34 PM

I agree. KFC is cruel, I can't believe she would eat that crap.

-- Posted by: Melissa at February 11, 2006 9:05 PM

Yea. KFC is disgusting. and so is Brittany and Kevin. but mostly KFC.

-- Posted by: Connie at February 12, 2006 3:13 AM

KFC REALLY SUCKS AND IS REALLY AWFUL...WHATS WORSE? KEVIN AND BRITTANY HAVING KIDS...STUPID PEOPLE SHOULDNT BREED AS IT IS SAID...TOO BAD HUH?

-- Posted by: J at February 15, 2006 3:38 PM

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