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Ashlee Simpson Takes the Stage

Man. At moments like this, it really sucks that I can't teleport to wherever I want to go. Okay, that always sucks. But... Ashlee Simpson in a professional theatrical production? If I were in London, I'd hightail it to the West End and gawk at "Chicago" ASAP. How did this possibly come about? I know that last year there were rumors about Britney making an appearance in "Sweet Charity," but that girl can dance if nothing else. Ashlee, on the other hand, has no redeeming performing qualities. I highly approve of her new nose, and am utterly impressed by the Olympic stylistic team that has reworked her into the hotter Simpson sister, but no matter what they do to the outer package, she will never, ever be a Broadway star. I don't think. Check out one of the disturbing pics here.

-Amy Maloof

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Posted by on September 26, 2006 2:44 AM
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