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Britney Births a Boy

People is reporting that Britney Spears, 24, delivered her second child, a boy, in the early hours of Tuesday morning. Sources say the whole thing went smoothly, validating Britney's earlier claim to People that childbirth would be a "piece of cake." Hmm. I think it's fair to assume there were a truck-load of drugs involved (as well as a Frappucino or four) to ease the pain. Not that Brit isn't a trooper; staying married to Kevin Federline (that's K-Fed to you) for two years merits some sort of cash prize.

I hate to admit I had any personal stake in the issue, but I was a teensy bit excited for the Spederline to have a baby girl. You know her name would have been ridiculous, her outfits insane, and who doesn't want a Mini-Me Britney crawling around? Sigh.

And so the countdown begins for Baby Number Three. Or is two-babies-per-woman the quota K-Fed needs to fill before packin' up and shuffling on? Oh, please. He'll never hop off that gravy (Cheeto?) train.

- Amy Maloof

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Posted by on September 12, 2006 8:52 PM
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