The following is the complete archive of Eva Weber's column, The Cutting Edge of Triviality. We anticipate rapid and sustained growth in this archive. We also anticipate that the Red Sox will eventually win the World Series, but we've been anticipating that for a long time now. Nevertheless, the current offerings are available below:

Subject Date Posted

Much Ado About Old Porn A controversy on par with Boobygate is brewing in the UK as censors are crying foul over the release of "The Good Old Naughty Days," a collection of 99-year-old porn films. Eva weighs in on the ridiculousness.	04.26.04
Embracing the Cultural Divide Just because something is foreign doesn't mean it's good.	06.20.02
Celebrity Encounters Celebrity encounters make most people giddy, but Eva doesn't understand the fuss.	05.13.02
America: Superstardom's Fertile Crescent Til Schweiger, one of Germany's biggest stars, has barely made a blip on American movie screens. Why is superstardom so elusive for foreign performers? Eva breaks it all down.	08.17.01
Bye, Bye, Blood: A Farewell to Spike Eva will soon relocate to a distant shore, but before departing, she offers a teary-eyed adieu to her favorite "Buffy the Vampire Slayer" bloodsucker, Spike.	06.22.01
To Dub or Not to Dub When perusing the foreign offerings at your local video store, remember that a dubbed movie is a dubious movie.	01.21.01
A Roommate's "Toy Story" Watching "Toy Story 2" is entertaining. Watching a 25-year-old roommate watch "Toy Story 2" is hilarious.	10.24.00
Civil Disobedience Resurrects "Nikita" Eva applauds the fans that brought "La Femme Nikita" back from cancellation.	9.20.00
Damning "The Queen of the Damned" The sequel to "Interview With the Vampire" will be a cinematic turd.	9.07.00
Is Jail Better than "Ally McBeal"? After a season on "Ally McBeal," Robert Downey Jr. may long for the security of prison.	8.30.00
Charting the Film Follicles of Bruce Willis Is there a correlation between Willis' hair and his career trajectory?	8.08.00
The Assets of Aussies An expression of admiration for Mel Gibson and Heath Ledger.	7.24.00