The guys at IGN Movies have launched a preemptive strike against the reinvigorated Alien versus Predator rumors. For years the thought of Aliens and Predators battling on-screen has brought puddles of saliva into the mouths of sci-fi fans, but now the rumor mongers have really outdone themselves. According to the IGN article, the current version of "Aliens v. Predators" (which sounds like the coolest Supreme Court case ever) will be directed by James Cameron and will star Harrison Ford and Arnold Schwarzenegger. Okay, all together now: riiiiiiiiiight. It's a wonderful, wonderful dream, but there's no way it'll happen. -- Mac Slocum