Rest easy, fair reader. Rob Schneider has returned. The overachieving C-level actor will anchor the upcoming "Deuce Bigalow" sequel, "Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo."
In celebration of this follow-up, Columbia Pictures has revealed a classy new poster (right). As you can see, the studio is paying tribute to one of Europe's most beloved landmarks by suggestively placing it near Rob Schneider's crotch. Get it? He's a gigolo with a huge tower!
Not since "The Little Mermaid" has promotional material so deftly combined innocence and a phallus.
The film's title sums up the plot: Deuce goes to Europe. If you want to know more, visit your local theater August 12. -- Mac Slocum