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Timberlake in 'Rambo type Movie'

With a headline that should be in The Onion, All Headline News announces that Justin Timberlake will star in a Rambo like movie. The movie tells the story of a Iraq veteran and is tenatively titled "Stop Loss."

My favorite quote:

Reportedly, however, producers were worried he wouldn't be believable or macho enough to sell the role to US audiences.

Yes, producers, be afraid, be very afraid. --Terrence Ryan

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Posted by on March 28, 2006 7:53 PM
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Not macho enough?? You're kidding me! JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE IS THE BIGGEST, TOUGHEST, MEANEST SUMBITCH I'VE EVER SEEN!

For those of you who are too stupid to realise obvious sarcasm when you see it, that compliment was in fact an insult. JT not macho?? Why? Just cos he sings like a girl, dances like a girl, looks like a girl and sings like a girl?? Please.

On a more serious note, I truly believe that if Justin Timberlake is chosen for this movie, it will be the single most un-watched film in history. We don't want a Rambo wannabe blowing things up with bazookas and then suddenly trying to beatbox and sing falsetto (is that how you spell it?)

I know! Justin Timberlake could play the girl that the hero has to rescue! Just give him a wig and you're all set.

-- Posted by: Cody666 at March 30, 2006 5:14 PM

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