Reviews

Review: The Tooth Fairy

“Tooth Fairy” is profoundly unfunny and infuriatingly conventional. Review by Brian Orndorf. (Grade: D)

Review: Extraordinary Measures

A frivolous disease-of-the-week picture avoids a severe case of the blahs due to strong casting. Review by Brian Orndorf. (Grade: B-)

Review: Legion

“Legion” is astronomically tiresome and teems with idiotic dialogue bluntly performed by a limited cast. Review by Brian Orndorf. (Grade: D)

Review: The Lovely Bones

Director Peter Jackson condenses a frightful story of loss into something between a Hitchcockian thriller and an Enya music video. Review by Brian Orndorf. (Grade: C)

Review: The Spy Next Door

"The Spy Next Door" is dreary, by-the-numbers action comedy. Review by Brian Orndorf. (Grade: D)

Review: The Book of Eli

The Hughes Brothers craft a compellingly abrasive tone of moral manipulation to embellish the traditional post-apocalyptic tale. Review by Brian Orndorf. (Grade: B-)

Review: The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus

Perhaps Heath Ledger's death tore the heart out of this film. Or maybe Terry Gilliam never knew what to do with it. Either way, "Parnassus" is a mess. Review by Brian Orndorf. (Grade: D+)

Review: Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Squeakquel

An Oscar-caliber animation classic that ... oh who are we kidding? If you saw the first "Chipmunk" movie you've seen this one, too. Review by Brian Orndorf. (Grade: D+)

Review: It's Complicated

Nancy Meyers owes everything to her stellar case. Without them, this is a glorified sitcom. Review by Brian Orndorf. (Grade: B-)

Review: Sherlock Holmes

This reworked version of Sherlock Holmes goes far beyond pipe sucking and deerstalker hats. Review by Brian Orndorf. (Grade: B+)

Review: Did You Hear About the Morgans?

"Did You Hear About the Morgans?" is an obnoxious, poorly performed, and distastefully executed comedy. Review by Brian Orndorf. (Grade: F)

Review: Nine

"Nine" suffers from a debilitating case of the blahs. Review by Brian Orndorf. (Grade: D+)

Review: Avatar

Despite teeming with fantastical sights and sounds, "Avatar" remains a leaden viewing experience. Review by Brian Orndorf. (Grade: C)

Review: Invictus

"Invictus" is a sturdily constructed benevolent story agreeably directed by Clint Eastwood. Review by Brian Orndorf. (Grade: B-)

Review: The Princess and the Frog

"The Princess and the Frog" is a skillful, enjoyable picture, helped along by a superb voice cast and a sustained explosion of color. Review by Brian Orndorf. (Grade: B)

Review: Brothers

A tremendous film, "Brothers" gently reworks its inspiration into a raw emotional experience. Review by Brian Orndorf. (Grade: A-)

Review: Up in the Air

Despite George Clooney's stellar performance, "Up in the Air" is a crude deconstruction of loneliness. Review by Brian Orndorf. (Grade: C)

Review: Ninja Assassin

"Ninja Assassin" trips over itself trying to establish something substantial out of a frivolous concept. Review by Brian Orndorf. (Grade: C)

Review: Old Dogs

A spastic, noxious comedy, "Old Dogs" is insufferable. Review by Brian Orndorf. (Grade: D-)

Review: Fantastic Mr. Fox

Graciously hilarious and superbly acted,"Fantastic Mr. Fox" also offers monumental, brilliantly raw animation. Review by Brian Orndorf. (Grade: A)

Review: The Twilight Saga: New Moon

While promising in spurts, "New Moon" is a stilted drag when concentrating on the love triangle. Review by Brian Orndorf. (Grade: C)

Review: The Blind Side

"The Blind Side" is a friendly, tender audience pleaser. Review by Brian Orndorf. (Grade: C+)

Review: Pirate Radio

Despite a sparkling cast and soundtrack supremacy, director Richard Curtis can't find solid footing. Review by Brian Orndorf. (Grade: C)

Review: 2012

"2012" is disturbingly repetitive, obnoxiously noisy, and almost pornographic in length. Review by Brian Orndorf. (Grade: D+)

Review: The Fourth Kind

"The Fourth Kind" will likely tire audiences before it has a chance to swindle them. Review by Brian Orndorf. (Grade: D+)

Review: The Box

Director Richard Kelly gets overly ambitious, making "The Box" feel like amateurish stalling. Review by Brian Orndorf. (Grade: C-)

Review: A Christmas Carol

The latest version of "A Christmas Carol" takes a bold technological leap forward, with dazzling results. Review by Brian Orndorf. (Grade: B+)

Review: Precious: Based on the Novel ‘Push’ by Sapphire

"Precious" retains an impressive dramatic grip through unimaginable horror. Review by Brian Orndorf. (Grade: B+)

Review: The Men Who Stare at Goats

"The Men Who Stare at Goats" is a hilarious, freewheeling descent into the abyssal madness of the military machine. Review by Brian Orndorf. (Grade: B+)

Review: This Is It

"This Is It" feels like an unfinished symphony, and a marginally tacky one at that. Review by Brian Orndorf. (Grade: D+)