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Such a shame when people throw out a perfectly good Korean man.
*Better off Dead*
→ 2. Posted by: lost_me at October 16, 2006 9:46 AM"That's why Roger Podactor is dead, he found Captain Winkie!"
*Same thing happened to Roger Podactor in Ace Ventura...Hopefully Sun doesn't have any surprises like that.
I should have valeted.
→ 4. Posted by: Mike at October 16, 2006 10:05 AM'ê·¸ê²ƒì€ Lockeê°€ 대용한ㄴ다는 ê²ƒì„ í• ê²ƒì´ë¼ëŠ” ì ì„ ë³´ì¸ë‹¤ Mr Proper '
'It seems Locke will have to substitute Mr Proper'. Thanks, Google!
→ 5. Posted by: Mj at October 16, 2006 10:05 AMIt's raining men!
→ 6. Posted by: Deep Cover at October 16, 2006 10:19 AMThis is the last time I fly Korean Heir
→ 7. Posted by: mediaboy at October 16, 2006 10:27 AMDude, are you OK?
→ 8. Posted by: mediaboy at October 16, 2006 10:30 AMWow! Good thing I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico.
→ 9. Posted by: mediaboy at October 16, 2006 10:31 AM...sometimes you're the windshield
...sometimes you're the bug
dammit every time i get the car washed.....
→ 11. Posted by: JAC at October 16, 2006 11:33 AMHmmm, maybe I should tip the valet!
→ 12. Posted by: Kalico at October 16, 2006 11:34 AM"Pearls. Awwww, how did you know it was my birthday"
→ 13. Posted by: Cory at October 16, 2006 12:07 PM"That's gonna leave a mark."
→ 14. Posted by: Mr. Grimm at October 16, 2006 12:19 PMGenius @ "it's raining men"!
→ 15. Posted by: Sabrina at October 16, 2006 2:01 PMI 2nd the nomination for "It's raining men." Brilliant!
→ 16. Posted by: hookedonlost at October 16, 2006 2:25 PMLessee...where's my insurance card and registration? Do you have yours? Huh? I can't hear you...well, anyway, I don't think there's a deductible for windshield damage here, and I think Korea's a no-fault state, so we're likely good to go, but I guess we SHOULD call the police, as they do like to atleast be called when this sort of thing happens, but then I'll get tied up here for hours...
→ 17. Posted by: tropichunt.com guyâ„¢ at October 16, 2006 3:05 PMRogaine's false adverstising claims yet another victim.
→ 18. Posted by: lost_me at October 16, 2006 3:24 PM"...Dude...You OK?"
→ 19. Posted by: Benjy at October 16, 2006 3:46 PMI thought I said 'wax on' not 'wax off'!
→ 20. Posted by: Connie at October 16, 2006 4:06 PMQuick call CSI: Seoul!
→ 21. Posted by: PiecesofArzt at October 16, 2006 4:07 PM@MediaBoy - LOL
→ 22. Posted by: Connie at October 16, 2006 4:11 PMIs it "bury the kim chee" or "bury the dead?"
→ 23. Posted by: Connie at October 16, 2006 4:12 PMNo problem - I'll just tell them the maid did it!
→ 24. Posted by: Vacc at October 16, 2006 4:18 PMI knew I should have parked in the back!
→ 25. Posted by: meg at October 16, 2006 5:27 PMHm. Well. There goes walking the dog for the day.
→ 26. Posted by: Elise at October 16, 2006 7:33 PM"African or European?"
→ 27. Posted by: lyndak at October 16, 2006 9:44 PMHe shouda had a V-8!
→ 28. Posted by: Gatorgal at October 16, 2006 10:47 PM@ lyndak -- are you suggesting coconuts migrate?
@lost_me -- Best...movie...ever...
→ 29. Posted by: Chimowicz at October 16, 2006 11:23 PM@ lyndak -- are you suggesting pearls migrate?
@lost_me -- Best...movie...ever...
Sorry for the double post...the second one is a bit better.
→ 30. Posted by: Chimowicz at October 16, 2006 11:24 PMOooohhh, my wife would love these pearls.
→ 31. Posted by: Matt at October 16, 2006 11:26 PM@ lyndak and Chimowicz: I can't resist a Python opportunity:
"Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government." -- mac
→ 32. Posted by: mac at October 16, 2006 11:30 PM"Uhmmm... Dude... get off my car"
→ 33. Posted by: Chad D'cruze at October 17, 2006 1:45 AMHow else can you make two months' salary last forever?
→ 34. Posted by: nigel at October 17, 2006 3:36 AM"I just got this baby cleaned!!"
→ 35. Posted by: chad d'cruze at October 17, 2006 4:17 AM"Man! I hate it when these bums sleep on my car! Damn! He scratched it!"
→ 36. Posted by: Phillip at October 17, 2006 7:55 AMNow go away, or I shall taunt you a second timeee. (I wanted in on the python exchange)
AND, kudos to Matt... very funny!
→ 37. Posted by: hookedonlost at October 17, 2006 9:35 AMWe should probably exchange insurance inforamtion.
→ 38. Posted by: Charlie Salinger at October 17, 2006 11:36 AMI couldn't agree more, Mac: "Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not some farcical aquatic ceremony!"
→ 39. Posted by: Deep Cover at October 17, 2006 11:51 AMshe clearly misunderstood when i offered her a pearl necklace
→ 40. Posted by: mc at October 17, 2006 12:57 PMLMAO - Good one, MC
→ 41. Posted by: hookedonlost at October 17, 2006 1:11 PM"This hospital is going to pay for the damage to my car!" Jin said, only moments before the Pigman stole it.
→ 42. Posted by: ransomjackson at October 17, 2006 1:11 PMI see you got my message!
Dude, you've been punked!
→ 44. Posted by: ButchM at October 17, 2006 2:53 PMSun of a bitch!
→ 45. Posted by: ButchM at October 17, 2006 2:55 PMNever offer me a pearl necklace. I don't go that way.
→ 46. Posted by: RichS at October 17, 2006 3:26 PMI hate it when people leave stuff on my windshield!!
→ 47. Posted by: Gregor at October 17, 2006 3:33 PMI thought this baby had to be going 88mph to see some serious S!*t
→ 48. Posted by: middies at October 17, 2006 3:49 PM@Butch and @Gregor - LOL
I knew I should have gotten that optional coverage on the car rental insurance!
→ 50. Posted by: whodom at October 17, 2006 7:45 PMDamn. I had three more payments on this.
→ 51. Posted by: Chris at October 18, 2006 10:01 AMUhhh Ohhh... better get Maaco!!
→ 52. Posted by: Bryan at October 18, 2006 10:12 AM"Wake up! Wake up! No sleeping on the job! Stop yawning, or I'll pop a cap in your ass!"
→ 53. Posted by: Shikotee at October 18, 2006 11:31 AM"Uhm, can you like, get off?"
→ 54. Posted by: Brent at October 18, 2006 2:38 PMJae, you doofus! Now bloggers are going to spend an eternity wondering if you jumped or if you were pushed.
→ 55. Posted by: ButchM at October 18, 2006 6:08 PMJin: "Pearls? For Me??? How thoughtful."
→ 56. Posted by: welh640 at October 18, 2006 6:14 PMPayback's a bitch ain't it!
→ 57. Posted by: Maxlife at October 19, 2006 1:33 AMsport coat......$200
string of pearls........$2000
sudden impact at terminal velocity......................priceless
Dude....the hatch blew off your Korean guy.
→ 59. Posted by: Trinity at October 19, 2006 9:57 AMI 3rd the nomination for "It's raining men." ...... Paul
→ 60. Posted by: Paul Schafer at October 19, 2006 10:15 AM"The Lakers are gonna need a new center this year."
→ 61. Posted by: Mhausen11 at October 19, 2006 11:42 AMThat better off dead reference is FUNNY
→ 62. Posted by: Stavro99 at October 19, 2006 11:45 AMPick Enterprise... they'll scrape you up.
→ 63. Posted by: Loop at October 19, 2006 1:14 PMI don't think the wiper blades will be able to wash this splat off...
→ 64. Posted by: sara at October 19, 2006 2:58 PMWas it Murder? Suicide? Or Decelleration trauma?
Stay tuned right after LOST for a special episode of CSI:Seoul - with special guest star Daniel Dae Kim from the cast of Lost
"Good thing this is a rental."
→ 66. Posted by: Cecil Rose at October 20, 2006 2:48 PM"Note to self"! allways take the Damage waver.. Even if you dont think you need it from the car rental place.
→ 67. Posted by: XSteveX at October 21, 2006 2:44 AM!!What he hell are they feeding these birds?!!
→ 68. Posted by: XANTX at October 21, 2006 3:23 PM!!What the hell are they feeding these birds?!!
→ 69. Posted by: XANTX at October 21, 2006 3:24 PMGoing to need Mr.Sparkle...
→ 70. Posted by: thinng at October 21, 2006 4:26 PM@Loop and @Mediaboy -- Funny stuff.
Mediaboy, you stole my Geico line, but it was funny just the same.
I give the crown this week to mediaboy!
→ 71. Posted by: BELost at October 23, 2006 12:15 PMI second the nomination for mediaboy's Geico line!! Very funny!!
→ 72. Posted by: Christina at October 26, 2006 10:12 AMRedbull seldom reports the ill effects of their product wearing off...
→ 73. Posted by: dobber at October 26, 2006 1:00 PMWow. Good thing I have Aflac to take care of me if I get hurt and can't work!
sorry I sort of ripped off mediaboy's line but it was the first thing to come to mind.
→ 74. Posted by: forever_lost at October 26, 2006 1:23 PMKorean cars and their cheap hood ornaments.
Tsk.
→ 75. Posted by: Illusivemuse at October 27, 2006 3:22 PMIt was an escalator!
(Sorry - I just had to say that...) First time poster to ANY board. I really love this site and all the regular posters. MAC - You are the bomb!
and now you're sleeping with my car, too ?
→ 77. Posted by: vazirani at November 5, 2006 2:55 AM
"I thought I told you not to show your face around here again."
→ 1. Posted by: mac at October 16, 2006 9:17 AM