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Lost Caption: Michael Takes Aim

We go back to one of the defining moments of season two for this week's edition of The Lost Caption.

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Michael in Two for the Road

Posted by Mac Slocum on November 20, 2006 2:04 PM |

"...and I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee."

#1. Posted by: mediaboy at November 20, 2006 2:41 PM

"Biggest damn cockroach I've ever seen."

#2. Posted by: magin at November 20, 2006 2:50 PM

When the Man with the Plan orders :
"Buh.. Buh.. Buh.. Buckwheats!!" No one ever expected him to send the real BUCKWHEAT to do the hit.

@mediaboy: LMAO

#3. Posted by: vacc at November 20, 2006 3:11 PM

i cant see if there is a bullet in the barrel can you see it?????

#4. Posted by: luuk at November 20, 2006 3:15 PM

Shut up and sit down this is a stick up!
Oh my god! is that a spider!

#5. Posted by: Bubba at November 20, 2006 3:37 PM

Hey i loved that last quote by bubba. It was hilariou! Who agrees with me?

#6. Posted by: guber at November 20, 2006 3:40 PM

'You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the h*ll else are you talkin' to? You talkin' to me? Well I'm the only one here. Who do you think you're talking to? Oh yeah? Huh? Ok.'

LOL, mediaboy! Can you imagine Tarantino directing an episode?

#7. Posted by: Mj at November 20, 2006 5:11 PM

Wipe yourself off, you're dead.

@ vacc - another great one by you - the original Buckwheat - but this one is a sinister bastard.

#8. Posted by: ButchM at November 20, 2006 5:49 PM

@ mac

I have another tongue-in-cheek story about Smokey. How do I go about getting it posted? Can I email it to you?

#9. Posted by: ButchM at November 20, 2006 5:50 PM

(1) When you meet your maker, tell him I said hello.

(2) At least this is a good day to die, since you don't have much of a choice.

#10. Posted by: ButchM at November 20, 2006 5:52 PM

Director: "Take 5.....and action"

Michael: WALT!!!!............WALT!!!They took my son!!, I will get my son back!!!

Director: "Cut, cut, Mr Perinneau...once again your line is 'I'm sorry'"

Perrineau: "Sorry, habit...these are the only lines I know. Lets do it actually I'm not doing anything UNTIL I SEE MY SON RIGHT NOW!"

#11. Posted by: Diggler at November 20, 2006 11:53 PM

I've had it ! Been floating around the island going nowhere for days.
look, I don't need this. I was in the Matrix man !
Now I've got a Matrix beer in one hand and Lost gun in the other...

#12. Posted by: thinng at November 21, 2006 3:18 AM

Correcting thinng's comment, actually this is a "Romeo & Juliet" gun!!

#13. Posted by: Rodomichael at November 21, 2006 3:52 AM

Libby, you discovered the truth about the washing machines, it's only a matter of time before you discover the truth about the island before season 3 even begins. The risk is far too great for you to spoil it all before we finish season 5 - you must die.

#14. Posted by: callaway76 at November 21, 2006 6:06 AM

Haven't we seen this scene before? ...or isn't Deja Vu really just a glitch in the Matrix?...


Awesome! Hard to top yours'....

Happy Thanksgiving, y'all!

#15. Posted by: Sillygirl0630 at November 21, 2006 9:01 AM

...yeah, but I shoot with my left hand!

#16. Posted by: SonnyESQ at November 21, 2006 12:07 PM

Mediaboy - AWEOME!!!! I felt myself being Samuel L. Jackson reading that. :)

I think Michael was going medieval on her ass!

#17. Posted by: hookedonlost at November 21, 2006 2:13 PM

of course micheal just realized the he was NOT holding a toy gun after he shot Ana Lucia

#18. Posted by: luuk at November 21, 2006 2:25 PM

"Hey Ana, notice how when i straighten my arms like this, my upper arm gets really bulgy! Ha! It's almost like I worked out all the time on this island of gyms and body builders!"

#19. Posted by: nina at November 21, 2006 10:56 PM

"Give me back my Larry the Cable Guy hat or I'll shoot!"

Diggler's post was great!

#20. Posted by: MattR at November 22, 2006 1:43 AM

@ Diggler

Haha nice one, I was always LMAO at Michael and how saft he sounded when he kept shouting WALT!!!

#21. Posted by: Catface at November 22, 2006 7:53 AM

@ Diggler
You've got my vote! Funniest one I've read! =)

#22. Posted by: Jo at November 22, 2006 10:13 AM

I'm really surprised no one's done this yet, but ah well, here goes anyway...

"I know what you're thinking. Did he fire six shots or only five? Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, I've kinda lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya punk?"

#23. Posted by: ransomjackson at November 22, 2006 1:03 PM

"This is the fourth gun I've found and if water shoots out of this one, I swear I'm going to cry!"

#24. Posted by: Trent at November 22, 2006 2:12 PM

"And THIS is because of that damn DUI" BANG!

#25. Posted by: meg at November 22, 2006 4:24 PM

(This is for mediaboy...)
"But I'm trying real HARD to be the Shepherd. First, however, I'm gonna kneecap you."

#26. Posted by: proffokker at November 23, 2006 6:10 AM

what hell do you mean you don't like flanel shirts???

#27. Posted by: dave at November 23, 2006 8:23 AM

Happy Thanksgiving to all! God Bless everyone.

#28. Posted by: Batteries Included at November 23, 2006 1:31 PM

"You sons o' b*tch*s! You wrote me out of the show and now I've been reduced to doing McDonald's commercials! Well, say hello to my can of McWhoopass!"

#29. Posted by: Trinity at November 23, 2006 4:00 PM

Whaddya mean it's loaded! It's not, look, I'll prove it!
Maybe I shouldn't have aimed at you.

#30. Posted by: forever_lost at November 24, 2006 5:40 PM


Funniest caption ever. My vote is yours

#31. Posted by: forever_lost at November 24, 2006 5:43 PM

Michael: Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.

#32. Posted by: BELost at November 27, 2006 12:20 PM

Say helo to my little friend!
Oh crap, i spilled soda on my hand...

My request worked!

#33. Posted by: Kaseygirl at November 27, 2006 5:05 PM

@ diggler
i vote 4 you

We need a way to pick the winner.
We should elect someone the oficial vote couter and have everyone e-mail their vote to them
Just a thought...

#34. Posted by: Kaseygirl at November 27, 2006 5:15 PM


"Say hello to my can of McWhoopass!"

Wow...that was hilarious!

My vote's for you and MediaBoy!

#35. Posted by: Castaway at November 27, 2006 9:19 PM

BANG BANG BANG! Man i love playing
whack-a-mole with my gun.

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