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Lost Caption: Des Gets His Gun

Last week we examined Michael's gun-totin' ways, and this week it's Desmond's turn to whip out the ol' Boom Stick. (In case you're wondering, this shot is from the season two finale "Live Together, Die Alone".)

Post your caption(s) through the comments area at the bottom of the page:

Desmond in Live Together, Die Alone


Posted by Mac Slocum on November 27, 2006 4:38 PM |




CRAP! I forgot the lawyers and the money!

#1. Posted by: mac at November 27, 2006 4:42 PM

Ugh
I need to lay off the baked beans...
hey! i have an idea!

Desmond decides to put his gas to use and farts in the gun ending up with bullet up his hippie-ass


(YOU KNOW YOU ALWAYS WANTED TO FART IN A LIGHTER AND SEE THE FLAMES!!),

#2. Posted by: Kaseygirl at November 27, 2006 5:23 PM

"Dem McCoys better stay off muh land and keep outta muh moonshine er I'll pop 'em!"

#3. Posted by: Trent at November 27, 2006 6:46 PM

"Brodda!"

"This tube is the biggest straw for drinking rum I have ever seen!"

#4. Posted by: Sean at November 27, 2006 8:27 PM

waitt... two Jacks? No, thareee. Sorry, I can't tell, ima lil intoxicated...

#5. Posted by: nina at November 27, 2006 8:50 PM

"Adventurin's tough so have a beer, and check out the barmaid."

#6. Posted by: ButchM at November 27, 2006 10:39 PM

It’s a lost cause.

#7. Posted by: ButchM at November 27, 2006 10:40 PM

Tonight we pray; tomorrow, we slay.

#8. Posted by: ButchM at November 27, 2006 10:41 PM

I saw a GatorGal, I tell you, and by kasey, I,m gonna shoot the sum un a gum.

#9. Posted by: ButchM at November 27, 2006 10:44 PM

mac - please post ButchM's Smokey story soon or I'm a gonna have ta plug ya.

#10. Posted by: smitty at November 27, 2006 10:48 PM

Des: "It's hard to see brutha, I think I'm going blind"

Jack: "Now I'm a doctor and it smells like DNA in here and you are losing your sight....how often are you getting romantic with that talking fist puppet you got painted on there?"

Des: ...every....day!

Sawyer, hi-ya, I'm outta here.

#11. Posted by: Diggler at November 27, 2006 11:25 PM

All I need is this rum, this gun, this boat, and this nighty……. And that’s all I need. Oh, Oh and this thermos of soup. All I need is this thermos of soup, this rum, this gun……..

#12. Posted by: jonnyfav8 at November 28, 2006 9:16 AM

I don't care how much you want to play 'Spin the Bottle' brothuh...find another bottle!

#13. Posted by: JoePike at November 28, 2006 12:04 PM

I am wa-a-a-a-a-iting for Vizzini!

#14. Posted by: Deep Cover at November 28, 2006 12:11 PM

Drink up, me hearties, Yo Ho!
Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me...

#15. Posted by: GatorGal at November 28, 2006 1:17 PM

"99 bottles of rum in the hatch, 99 bottles of rum. Take one out, pass it around, 98 bottles of rum in the hatch..."

#16. Posted by: GatorGal at November 28, 2006 1:19 PM

@ jonnyfav8 - great "Jerk" reference! I just got my telephone number published in the local directory and ran around the house shouting "I'm somebody now!" Looks like Desmond was using an optigrab device too...

#17. Posted by: BunnyLover at November 28, 2006 2:40 PM

@Deep Cover

Best.... Quote.... Ever : )

#18. Posted by: sarah c at November 28, 2006 3:30 PM

And I'll win the race, for love...(blahhhh....then he vomits all over her).

#19. Posted by: meg at November 28, 2006 4:59 PM

"I'm gonna need a bigger boat - and a barf bag."

#20. Posted by: BunnyLover at November 28, 2006 5:12 PM

@ johnnyfav8

Good stuff! I'd give you the rose, but someone put daisy stems on my roses.

#21. Posted by: Diggler at November 28, 2006 8:18 PM

TRIGGER HAPPY DES: I tooold y'alll toooo gett outt o myy caastle.................... nooo, doon'tt maake mee doooo the druuunk tessst! Iii'll shooooot yoooouuuuu!!

*BLAM!*

Jack: Oh crap.

Sawyer: YOU shot a FRIGGIN HOLE in the BOAT!

#22. Posted by: forever_lost at November 28, 2006 8:23 PM

"Mama always told me not to look into the eyes of the sun...But Mama, that's where the fun is!!"

#23. Posted by: Sillygirl0630 at November 28, 2006 10:10 PM

Spoken TO Des...

"Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?"

#24. Posted by: ransomjackson at November 29, 2006 8:21 AM

Who was it that said you couldn't type an accent...? :)

#25. Posted by: meg at November 29, 2006 11:53 AM

Locke: How about putting the gun down Desmond..

Des: No worries Brother! This is my fail-safe. Besides, I only use it to shoot cans..

Locke: What kind of cans are you planning to shoot with that thing?

Des: AmeriCANS.. MexiCANS.. South AfriCANS.. Puerto RiCANS.. RepuliCANS.. JamaiCANS.. DominiCANS.. and a few PeliCANS

#26. Posted by: vacc at November 30, 2006 9:52 AM

THIS IS MY RIFLE
THIS IS MY GUN
THIS ONE'S FOR FIGHTING
THIS ONE'S FOR FUN

#27. Posted by: Mr. Grimm at November 30, 2006 12:11 PM

Mr Grimm...

hand's down- the winner of this round!

LTTMW (less than ten more weeks!!)

#28. Posted by: Sillygirl0630 at November 30, 2006 1:00 PM

Des: No worries Brother! This is my fail-safe. Besides, I only use it to shoot cans..

Locke: What kind of cans are you planning to shoot with that thing?

Des: AmeriCANS.. MexiCANS.. South AfriCANS.. Puerto RiCANS.. RepuliCANS.. JamaiCANS.. DominiCANS.. and a few PeliCANS

#29. Posted by: vacc at November 30, 2006 1:40 PM

DESMOND(words slurred):What do you mean I can't pull of the "just got ot of bed" look?

Gun:BAM!

I was seriouse when i said we should e-mail our caption votes to someone so they can count them.
We should have an election week.

#30. Posted by: Kaseygirl at November 30, 2006 11:35 PM

DES:Were trapped in a bloody snow globe
I tell ya! Im the snowman and your Santa!

#31. Posted by: mr.eko45 at January 8, 2007 10:40 PM

DES:Were trapped in a bloody snow globe
I tell ya! Im the snowman and your Santa!

#32. Posted by: mr.eko45 at January 8, 2007 10:41 PM

@mac
voting for yours...Zevon would appreciate it

#33. Posted by: JT at January 10, 2007 10:40 AM

Desmond, up in arms after he sees a vision of the Hamburgaler killing Charlie.

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