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Lost Caption: The Men Behind The Curtain

Benjamin Linus (a.k.a. Benry, a.k.a. Henry Gale, a.k.a. Bug-Eyed Ben) fears that he is losing his grip over his merry band of brainwashed Island recruits. In this memorable scene from "The Man Behind The Curtain" the de facto leader of the 'Others' confers with the ageless Richard Alpert - while playing with a doll on his birthday.

It's obvious that these "men behind the curtain" share a special kind of bond. Too Special? You decide!

Post your caption(s) through the comments area at the bottom of the page as we explore the inner workings of the Island's original inhabitants - the Others - in this week's LOST Photo Caption.


The Men Behind The Curtain
Posted by vacc on June 25, 2007 9:35 AM |




Ben and his Merry Men! I guess he is kinda like a modern day Robin Hood, stealing from the rich and giving to the poor. Wonder if he will sport tights next season.

#1. Posted by: Dakota at June 25, 2007 10:24 AM

"You know, Ben, if you would hold the doll extremely still, I believe I can actually flick it out of your hand with my tongue" said Richard "Lash Larue" Alpert, whippingly.

#2. Posted by: davidrh at June 25, 2007 11:07 AM

"It tastes so good after it hits your lips...mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!!"

#3. Posted by: Red...Neck...Man at June 25, 2007 11:29 AM

Captain Eyeliner:
"Geeeeeeze Ben, here we go again- crying about it being your birthday and no one seems to care!

Well don't worry. I ordered cake and ice cream to be included in the last Dharma food drop that accidentally went to the Beachies. Tom is going to bring it back for you..."

#4. Posted by: JoePike at June 25, 2007 11:37 AM

How 'bout:

"Oh Ben...your doll looks just...delicious!"

or:

"Hold very still, Ben...there's a fly on your doll. Let me get it off for you w/my frog-like tongue..."

#5. Posted by: Alaïs_Longthought at June 25, 2007 12:03 PM

"Ooh you brought toys? Yummy!"

#6. Posted by: Crispy Seaplanes at June 25, 2007 12:07 PM

"My Ben, what a big nose you have! I don't usually notice it what with it being upstaged constantly by your buggy eyes, but now seeing just your profile..."
"All the better to sniff my chicken in the fridge to see if it is spoiled my dear!"

On a completely different tangent, I'm finding my Lost withdrawal kicking into high gear. I had a dream the other night that wasn't literally Lost per se but it was very Lost-like in that I was stuck in a place with a friend where there were lots of mysteries etc. I finally found the mysterious "Him" of my dream and it turned out to be the CEO of the company I work for (except with a lot more hair!)(And no I don't work for the Dharma initiative or Widmore industries or the Hanso foundation!) After that I was led into an underground tummel system where the path was lined with disembodied hands.. When I reached the final chamber of the tunnels there was a huge machine that was making little red slave people out of wax. In my dream I was imagining how mac's recap the next day would refer to the little red people as Oompa Loompas.
I think that was all.
I'm losin' it people--need my Lost fix!
Mac--you're not really going to be writing reviews of my dreams are you? I'm out!

#7. Posted by: Crispy Seaplanes at June 25, 2007 12:22 PM

@ Crispy Seaplanes: That's interesting. My dream last night had me running through a 'tummel' and my 'tunny' really hurt. I hope BummyLover get's this joke.

Where's the S's? I say where's the N's & M's!!!!

#8. Posted by: Red...Neck...Man at June 25, 2007 12:33 PM

Crispy, do we work for the same organization? Disembodied hands, little red slave people, and a CEO known only as “Him”...are you in one of the cubicles on the 2nd floor?

RNM, don’t pick on Crispy! He’s obviously expressing severe workplace psychosis and sublimating his aggression through a television show. Anyway, it’s hard to spell correctly when you type with your fists.

#9. Posted by: Clementine at June 25, 2007 12:46 PM

All n's and no m's makes Crispy a dull boy.All n's and no m's makes Crispy a dull boy.All n's and no m's makes Crispy a dull boy.All n's and no m's makes Crispy a dull boy.All n's and no m's makes Crispy a dull boy.All n's and no m's makes Crispy a dull boy.All n's and no m's makes Crispy a dull boy.All n's and no m's makes Crispy a dull boy.All n's and no m's makes Crispy a dull boy.All n's and no m's makes Crispy a dull boy.All n's and no m's makes Crispy a dull boy.

#10. Posted by: Crispy Seaplanes at June 25, 2007 1:28 PM

Yes Red...Meck...Nam... I got it!

Somebody call Mime Ome Ome - Crispy is LOSING it. Perhaps he's "smapped, crackled, amd popped!"

Oh, as for the caption:

"Ummm, so what do you think Ben? Does this tangerine lipgloss set off my eyeliner?"

#11. Posted by: BummyLover uh-- no-- wait BuNNyLover at June 25, 2007 1:44 PM

@7 Crispy Seaplanes said:

>After that I was led into an underground tummel system...

Awrite! Dharma/others got a gymnastics team!

#12. Posted by: Cecil Rose at June 25, 2007 3:28 PM

@Red...Neck...Man/8 "Where's the S's? I say where's the N's & M's!!!!"

In the vending machine between the Nilky Ways and the Three Nusketeers.

#13. Posted by: bcre8ve at June 25, 2007 3:54 PM

Attempting to get back on subject:


Richard: “All right Ben, let’s begin your first ‘kissing lesson’ - We’ll use your little doll for practice. Initially, let’s differentiate between tongue and no tongue techniques.

Firstly, tongue is usually an ‘open mouth’ procedure. Because, with a closed mouth, it is extremely dorky looking, giving the impression that your face has three lips, thereby confusing the young lady.

As I will now demonstrate . . .”

#14. Posted by: davidrh at June 25, 2007 4:08 PM

Richard (with Scottish accent): "Hey little dollie, get in my tummy. I'm gonna eat cha. Get in my belly."

#15. Posted by: bcre8ve at June 25, 2007 4:20 PM

Richard: "Who let the Dolls out? Who, Who, Who, Who! Who let the Dolls out? Who, Who, Who, Who!"

#16. Posted by: Red...Neck...Man at June 25, 2007 4:41 PM

Annie (thinking to self): Every year he brings out that doll and talks about the "good ole days." He's never forgiven me for having that operation and changing my name to Richard.

#17. Posted by: bcre8ve at June 25, 2007 5:12 PM

(with a lisp):"Oooh Ben, that doll is tho thexy.. Wanna play houthe?"

-CK

#18. Posted by: SeaKay at June 25, 2007 8:10 PM

@ bcre8ve #13 -
I thought it would be between the N&N's... or the peanut N&N's...?

#19. Posted by: BunnyLover at June 25, 2007 10:12 PM

Whhooooooshhh into a richard Alpert Flashback!

(Scene: Gay bar, Village people playing in the background. Richard Alpert in full Policeman uniform on stage"

Alpert: "Y-M-C-A, Its fun to stay at the YMCA!" (turns to the Indian) "We don't have to go back, we can stay...we don't have to go back!" (Indian turns to Alpert)

Goodwin: "This will be the last time lover...I promise...Its fun to stay at the YMCA-A"

Whhoooooooshhhh

#20. Posted by: Diggler at June 25, 2007 10:46 PM

Richard talking to Ben about Rousseau: Yea man, I'm gonna get me some of dat!

#21. Posted by: meg at June 26, 2007 11:27 AM

Richard: "Ben, the men have been hauling all of your stuff through the jungle for days now. That's not what they meant when they said that perhaps a dolly would help."

#22. Posted by: bcre8ve at June 26, 2007 11:56 AM

That rabbit we had was a little hairy. When do we get to go back to Otherville?

#23. Posted by: PiecesofArzt at June 26, 2007 12:06 PM

@RNM/#38: Very gracious! And then “if I leave anyone out, I’ll be sure to include them in my acceptance speech next year” Whazzat??!! The gauntlet has been thrown! . . .
Posted by: Clementine

grr . . must find way to take out RNM before next season...)
Posted by: FenwayBen

**************

Annie (thinking to self): Every year he brings out that doll and talks about the "good ole days." He's never forgiven me for having that operation and changing my name to Richard.
Å® 17. Posted by: bcre8ve

Richard: "Ben, the men have been hauling all of your stuff through the jungle for days now. That's not what they meant when they said that perhaps a dolly would help."
Å® 22. Posted by: bcre8ve

VERY FUNNY, bcre8ve! - davidrh

****************

WARNING TO RED . .NECK . .MAN:

I’m sensing a small whiff of animosity and perhaps, extreme competitive unction arising in our midst! As you can see, a number of our colleagues have acquired a renewed sense of “killer-funniness” in the past several hours . . . Perhaps you should barricade the doors . . .I think they’re ALL after you! . . .

Me?

DarrellAnn and I are veeeery quietly stepping out of the target area . .


gudluk.

#24. Posted by: davidrh at June 26, 2007 1:31 PM

@ davidrh: I welcome healthy competition. Sooooo not afraid, but I'll admit that bcre8ve is creepin' on my heels. But I'm the one holding the trophy! Yes, I received it yesterday and a picture to prove it will be coming. Just need to ACTUALLY meet a girl to take picture with so I seem cool (DarrellAnn is so F'n popular). Thanks again Master Musician Sir davidhr The Grand.

#25. Posted by: Red...Neck...Man at June 26, 2007 2:01 PM

Richard - "ever since you brought that closet queen Locke around, you dont pay me any attention. Benny! Look at me when I'm talking to you, damn it! Dont even bother coming by my tent tonight.

Ben - "youre so clueless. It was Jack that had me butt naked on the operating table you fool. It was always about Jack"

#26. Posted by: katespanties at June 26, 2007 2:20 PM

Hey, RNM, no animosity from me! Only pure appreciation of everybody’s witticisms! So, no need to barricade your door (unless you made any cracks about eating rabbits, and then you may receive a visit from Psycho Crispy, the contract cereal killer).


#27. Posted by: Clementine at June 26, 2007 2:22 PM

ALL you people are totally cracking me up!! I feel like such a "wascally wabbit."

Clementine: "Psycho Crispy, the contract cereal killer." Too, too funny!(You may have to read her post under Mother and Daugther bondage - I think - to fully appreciate this one.)

bcre8ve: #22 "dolly" - snot came out my nose I laughed so hard... eww

Way too many good ones to list. All yall are great!

Oh, @PiecesofArzt #23 - Please tell me you ain't bunny hatin... Clementine knows it could be a real. bad. idea.

#28. Posted by: BunnyLover at June 26, 2007 4:29 PM

(with sincere apologies to Bunnylover...Remember - I don't perform the acts, I just comment on 'em)

Ben (to Richard): You call it a doll. I call it an action figure. Let's not split hares here. There's enough of that going on with Alex around.

#29. Posted by: bcre8ve at June 26, 2007 5:43 PM

@ bcre8ve #29 - "Let's not split hares here."

OH..NO..YOU..DIDnunT JUST TYPE THAT!

Calgone - - - take me away...

#30. Posted by: BunnyLover at June 26, 2007 10:23 PM

- Richard [Daydreaming to self]:
"Damn... This is perfect... Me... Ben... Together in the tent... The only thing that could make this better... MORE COW-BELL!!!"

#31. Posted by: DocH at June 26, 2007 11:09 PM

Richard: A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti.

#32. Posted by: FenwayBen at June 27, 2007 3:45 AM

Katespanties was my favorite so far. It WAS always about Jack ;)

#33. Posted by: FenwayBen at June 27, 2007 3:48 AM

Richard:
MMMmmmm, when will it get to be MY birthday again?

#34. Posted by: ANTP? at June 27, 2007 8:32 AM

Richard: Notice that when I hold this doll up to the light just right, it makes a perfect Ben shadow puppet.

#35. Posted by: bcre8ve at June 27, 2007 10:56 AM

Richard: "You've gotta hear this great joke that Tom just told me . . . This is great, you're gonna love this!
So a spinal surgeon, a con man, and an Iraqi soldier walk into a bar in Bensylvania. The con man askes the bartender, 'Whatcha have for a fella to drink?' The bartender answers, 'All we serve here is Dharma beer...'"

Ben: "Richard you know that's not funny. You know that's what my father was delivering when he met his untimely demise. Why must you constantly remind me of bad memories? Don't you understand my pain?"

#36. Posted by: Crispy Seaplanes at June 27, 2007 11:06 AM

Richard: "You're right Ben! Your silhouette is Alfred Hitchcock-like."

#37. Posted by: Red...Neck...Man at June 27, 2007 11:51 AM

Richard: Ben, are you ok? You seem to be having trouble focusing.

#38. Posted by: bcre8ve at June 27, 2007 2:04 PM

Ben: What is it Richard? I TOLD you I didn't want to be disturbed.

Richard: (glances at doll) That thing you're playing with.. it makes a very interesting shadow on the outside of your tent. I thought for a second that maybe you were...

Ben: Richard! What have I told you about that? You know I would never start without you.

Richard: How about this time YOU wear the eyeliner and I get to be the leader and wear katespanties?

Ben : No Richard, It's MY Birthday, so YOU wear the eyeliner. You DO remember Birthdays, don't you Richard?

#39. Posted by: vacc at June 27, 2007 7:46 PM

@ vacc: F'n hilarious. The best yet in my estimation. Nicely done.

#40. Posted by: katespanties at June 28, 2007 8:25 AM

Richard: Ya put your tongue in, ya put your tongue out, ya put yer tongue in and ya shake it all about...

Ben: Oh Richard, you naughty naughty monkey...

#41. Posted by: ransomjackson at June 28, 2007 3:36 PM

Ben: Richard, stop looking at her like that...I know you haven't been with a woman for a long time but still!

Richard: But she looks sooooo hot. I think I feel a song coming on...Babe, you better knock knock knock UP wood, babe you better knock knock knock Up wood!!!

#42. Posted by: Prosecutor67 at June 28, 2007 6:53 PM

Richard: “You better get your eyeglass prescription checked, cause that’s the ugliest Barbie I’ve ever seen.”

Ben: “If I’ve told you once, I’ve told you a thousand times, her name’s not Barbie! It’s Kitty Karry-All!!”

*************************

My votes (multiple, of course, cause I can never pick one favorite with you guys):

"Ooh you brought toys? Yummy!"
→ Posted by: Crispy Seaplanes

Annie (thinking to self): Every year he brings out that doll and talks about the "good ole days." He's never forgiven me for having that operation and changing my name to Richard.
→ Posted by: bcre8ve

Richard: "Ben, the men have been hauling all of your stuff through the jungle for days now. That's not what they meant when they said that perhaps a dolly would help."
→ Posted by: bcre8ve

Honorable Mention for a phrase that always makes me laugh (e.g. “more cow-bell”):
Oh Richard, you naughty naughty monkey...
→ Posted by: ransomjackson


*************************

Here’s a challenge: can anyone tie in Dolly the cloned sheep? I tried, but failed :)

#43. Posted by: Clementine at June 29, 2007 5:29 AM

@43 Clementine
Your guys are just tooooo good but here goes my try.

Richard to Ben:
Ben, I know you love Dolly, both of her but if that don't work out I'm available.

#44. Posted by: SamFin at June 29, 2007 8:18 AM

that doll....is... is that?
doest the doll look a lot like kate austin?...scary...

#45. Posted by: luuk at June 29, 2007 9:27 AM

@ Bunnylover, Clementine, ransomjackson

Shall I officially change my name to Psycho Crispy?

Clementine and ransomjackson, watch your backs. You never know when I might be there. I am watching you as we speak, hunched over your computers scrolling through blog entries(how could I possibly know what you are doing at this very moment if I weren't watching?)
BunnyLover has sent me on a mission due to your obvious lack of respect for rabbits on the mother and daughter bondage caption page. (Clementine you must pay for the sins of your grandmother!)
Shh, be vewy quiet...I'm hunting wabbits-er-wabbit hatews!
HEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEE
HEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEE!!!!!!!!!!!(maniacal laughter).
Heeeeeere's Crispy!!!!!!!!

#46. Posted by: Crispy Seaplanes at June 29, 2007 9:49 AM

For OMDC,

My humble offering…

*******************

Scene: Ben's tent. It's a warm day, but Ben's tent flap is closed. Richard approaches and clears his throat.

Ben: Come in Richard.
Richard: Hi Ben. You wanted to see me?
Ben: Yes, Richard. I feel like doing something special today. It's my birthday.
Richard: Feel like buggering a genetically-engineered ovine?
Ben: Mmmm…sounds festive. Send in the clone. I can have my way with Dolly while I play with my dolly. And if you'd be so kind as to wheel me over there on my dolly I'll tell you the tale of when I caddied for the Dalai.

#47. Posted by: ransomjackson at June 29, 2007 10:24 AM

ransomjackson--

Bravo! I may have to spare your life because of your fine effort! Don't tell BunnyLover cause I ain't giving the money back! Just between us, I did the job!

#48. Posted by: Psycho Crispy at June 29, 2007 11:23 AM

For OMDC,

The story continues...

Richard: Golly, that's a lot of "olly's".
Ben: Yes, I'm feeling rather jolly. What with the present Alex gave me - a holly collar for my collie, Rollie.
Richard: You're doing it again.
Ben: I'm solly.
Richard: Stop it. Stop this folly at once. And stop sucking on that lolly. Damn it, now you've got me doing it.
Ben: Okay. Maybe we could watch a movie. Anything with Stan and Ollie, or even Molly Ringwald…
Richard: Ben….
Ben: I can't help it. I was watching Mr. Rogers earlier and he had this trolley…
Richard: BEN…
Ben: And then there was this Monty Python sketch about a parrot named Polly…
Richard: That's it! That's enough!
Ben: You're right, I'll stop now. Whaddaya say to some dinner?
Richard: All right, that's better. What would you like?
Ben: How about a tamale? I hear they make them good in Bali...

#49. Posted by: ransomjackson at June 29, 2007 12:02 PM

If Ben converted to Islam and took up boxing, would he then change his name to Muhammed Olly?

#50. Posted by: bcre8ve at June 29, 2007 12:14 PM

@Crispy Seaplanes:
•Medications need to be taken every day, as prescribed by your doctor.
•Remember to take all doses, even if you feel better. Don't be tempted to skip doses even if you feel "cured." If you stop taking your medications, the symptoms will probably return.
•Contact your doctor if you are uncertain what to do when you miss a dose or take the wrong amount.

@Psycho Cwispy, the Wabbit-Hatew Huntew:
(to the tune of 'Ride of the Valkyries’) Kill the Wabbit! Kill the Wabbit! Kill the Wabbit!
You’ve got to ask yourself one question: “Do I feel lucky?” Well, do ya punk? You’ll never catch me, ya wackadoodle!

@SamFinn: Thanks for taking up the challenge!

@ransomjackson: No words...laughing too hard...think I love you...can’t breathe...completely helpless...Oh no...here comes Cwispy...(eep)

#51. Posted by: Clementine at June 29, 2007 12:21 PM

Was Ben's favorite game "Hide and Seek" just so he could yell, "Olly olly oxen free?"

#52. Posted by: bcre8ve at June 29, 2007 12:28 PM

Ben: "That Dolly Parton is so talented!"

Richard: "Islands in the stream, that is what we are...."

Ben: "As long as we're singing..." (stands up and does his best Carol Channing impression) "Well hello Dolly, well hello Dolly, it's so nice to have you back where you belong!"

#53. Posted by: Crispy Seaplanes at June 29, 2007 12:29 PM

...
Richard (interrupting): Now lets sing, "Good Golly Miss Molly"...

#54. Posted by: bcre8ve at June 29, 2007 12:39 PM

Well, it would take Svengali to get me back to work after all that. Or Svenjolly.

Thanks for the laughs, fellas!

#55. Posted by: Clementine at June 29, 2007 1:05 PM

DAMN, I FORGOT SVENJOLLY!

Will you settle for loblolly?

#56. Posted by: ransomjackson at June 29, 2007 1:12 PM

ransomhandsomejackson: To which definition do you refer?

Richard: “Alex has been doing a great job splitting hares.”

Ben: “Maybe we can apprentice her to Jack as his loblolly boy.”

OR

Richard: “What’s your dolly made of?”

Ben: “Nothing but pure loblolly pine, my friend.”


#57. Posted by: Clementine at June 29, 2007 1:29 PM

SVENJOLLY - isn't that the Swedish Santa?

Oh, well. Like Captain Ahab said, "All's well that ends whale"

#58. Posted by: bcre8ve at June 29, 2007 1:35 PM

Whoo-hoo! A nautical theme! Betcha Captain Ahab had a loblolly boy! Aaaannnnd...back to the Men Behind the Curtain...whooooosh...

#59. Posted by: Clementine at June 29, 2007 1:40 PM

BTW, for those who don't want to look it up, "the term loblolly boy is frequently used in the context of a person who was the surgeon's assistant on a man-of-war."

Fun AND educational! Love this blog!

#60. Posted by: Clementine at June 29, 2007 1:49 PM

OMDC,

Thank you for edumacating me on the other definition of loblolly. I was going for loblolly pine, as in "..maybe he's pining for the fjords..." and was unfamiliar with the "surgeon's boy" usage.

If you weren't so far away in FL (aka the US of A's winkie), I'd buy ya a drink for cracking me so consistently up.

Crispy & bcre8ve - next round's on me.

#61. Posted by: ransomjackson at June 29, 2007 2:11 PM

Hey, HandsomeRansom, thanks but the only time I'm in Florida is when I'm visiting MIF! LOL!!!

My current location, for those who don't recall, and for goodness sake, don't give this out to Cwispy:
(Pittsburgh...shhh!...that's a secwet!)

But I'll buy all yunz a round when we visit FenwayBen in Hawaii for the premiere on the beach! I'll be the one wearing a scarf.


#62. Posted by: Clementine at June 29, 2007 2:42 PM

If all you'll have on is a scarf and the radio, I'm booking my plane tickets now.

And don't tell Cwispy, but I live just outside Chicago. He be hatin' on us, that wascal. Good cereal, bad attitude.

I must be jonesing to do some stream of consciousness writing. I do the Earl blog, and since the season ended, my writing has been looking for an outlet.

#63. Posted by: ransomjackson at June 29, 2007 3:22 PM

@ 62 / Clementine said: "I'll buy all yunz a round when we visit FenwayBen in Hawaii for the premiere on the beach! I'll be the one wearing a scarf."

I'll be the one with bunny ears... and dark glasses... and perhaps a disguise... MWAh ha ha ha haaa!

All you guys are cracking me up! (Not in the bad way like Crispy.) Keep your name Crispy Seaplanes darlin - there are enough Physco's out in the world today. Oh, and please follow Clementine's #51 advise about your medications. (P.S. - shhhh... the check is in the mail...)

#64. Posted by: BunnyLover at June 29, 2007 3:59 PM

Richard: "So Ben, why don't you quit playing w/ your lame doll..which by the way is what's giving you those darn splinters, and no it doesn't have any H in there..and show me what I'm really here to see. The rumored picture of Red...Neck...Man with his recently received award for being one funny MFer. That's what's behind the curtain biatch!!"

#65. Posted by: Red...Neck...Man at June 29, 2007 4:14 PM

Long time reader, first time poster!!!! hahaha MIF

You all are cracking me up, but the alcohol is getting to my brains....I got nuttin!!!

Richard to Ben: You freak, put down that doll and let's get back on the set of Expose!

#66. Posted by: meg at June 29, 2007 8:38 PM

@meg: "Long time reader, first time poster!" LOL! And add "Didn't have time to read any of the previous posts, but have a theory to share..."

And speaking of (or to) MIF reminds me: I can't wear the scarf to the Hawaii shindig, cause meg has dibs. So, what should my signature look be? Eyeliner? A "wife-beater"? A star-shaped brand on my back? I'll have to put some thought into this and get back to you all.

@ransomjackson: You should do stream-of-consciousness more often. Like every Thursday. And post it here on the Lost blog. And have a comments section. ("Ain't too proud to beg" for my Lost entertainment fix, friends!)

Anyway, just reviewed today's posts and you guys are just as funny in reruns. Congrats : ))

#67. Posted by: Clementine at June 29, 2007 9:17 PM

@Clementine - You can wear the scarf...I'll let ya! :) It would look better with eyeliner though. And of course, you'll never age!

My posts look so much funnier after a few drinks. LOL

#68. Posted by: meg at June 30, 2007 8:16 AM

alright all you pervs'... keep it on the up-and-up. (family forum here)!

Richard caption/thought:
"dang - I can't get that pepto jingle out of my head - When you are suffering from heart-burn, nau-sea, in-di-ges-tion... up-set sto-mach, di-ar-rhea!!!"

#69. Posted by: DocH at June 30, 2007 3:44 PM

Richard: "Rathzle Dathzle!"

#70. Posted by: Crispy Seaplanes at July 2, 2007 8:29 AM

@DocH/69

I appreciate the family forum comment but noticed that you then went right for the potty humor - ha! : )

#71. Posted by: bcre8ve at July 2, 2007 9:52 AM

On a queer day, you can see forever ...

#72. Posted by: ButchM at July 2, 2007 6:36 PM

@Meg/68

"My posts look so much funnier after a few drinks. LOL"

After you have a few or after we have a few? :)

#73. Posted by: FenwayBen at July 3, 2007 4:12 AM

@FenwayBen/73 and Meg/68 -

I'll drink to that!

Oh wait... I'll drink to anything...

(hic-up)

#74. Posted by: BunnyLover at July 3, 2007 10:33 AM

more HAIKU:

native man licks lips
fate of island in balance
compulsive man thinks

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