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Hurley makes an appearance in Charlie's dream while the sleepwalking musician absconds with baby Aaron in Season Two's "Fire and Water"

Wearing an outfit of "biblical proportions", Hurley needs to impart some words of wisdom to help set Charlie on the path to salvation.... perhaps even your words!!

Post your caption(s) through the comments area at the bottom of the page as we explore the deeper meaning of dreams in this week's edition of the Lost Photo Caption. Namaste!


Picture of Hurley wearing biblical robe
Posted by vacc on July 16, 2007 12:45 PM |




Hurley: "Dude, I'M the 4th wiseman. I bring the gift of an 11lb. jug of Ranch dressing...which kicks the butt of that stupid frankincense stuff. And what the heck is myrrh? WEAK!"

#1. Posted by: Red...Neck...Man at July 16, 2007 2:09 PM

Hurley to himself: "Dude, that baby is starting to look more and more tasty..."

#2. Posted by: BunnyLover at July 16, 2007 2:10 PM

Dude, make it quick. Heff' wants his robe back.

#3. Posted by: Deep Cover at July 16, 2007 2:16 PM

Hurley: "Hey Charlie, let me see if I can help make the baby stop crying. Okay, here goes..." (starts singing)

"Hey, Dude, don't make it bad
Take a sad song and make it better
Remember to let her into your heart
Then you can start to make it better.
La la la lala la laaaaa, lala la laaaa, hey Dude..."

"Charlie, you're a writer - what the heck does that song mean anyway?"

#4. Posted by: BunnyLover at July 16, 2007 2:18 PM

Don't look at me, dude. They might be big, but they don't lactate.

#5. Posted by: Deep Cover at July 16, 2007 2:25 PM

Hurley: Dude, Charlie. You're uh holding a baby dude, dude. Um Claire is highly disapproving of your reckless actions right now. You need to let go of your physical constraints and your inner turmoils. In order to do that you must free your body and mind. First, you must let go of Aaron and give Claire time to trust and understand you. Here, hand the baby to me, he's looking highly delici....ehem i mean he's your first step toward spiritual growth and redemption.

#6. Posted by: Matt S at July 16, 2007 2:33 PM

As He was going along by the Sea of God knows where, He saw Charlie and Aaron, paddling in the sea; for they were not fishermen.

And Hugo said to them, "Follow Me Dudes, and I will make you become fishers of... fish."

Immediately they dried their feet and followed Him.

Going on a little farther, He saw James the con of Sawyer who was called Cooper, and John the son of Cooper who was called Bastard , who were in the boat mending the nets.

Immediately He called them; and they left their father in the boat with the hired servants (lo! they had a bigger boat), and went away to follow Him.

They went into the Hatch; and immediately on the Sabbath He entered the numbers and began to teach.

They were amazed at His teaching; for He was teaching them as like... one having authority, and not as the script writers.

Just then there was a man in their Hatch with an unclean spirit; and he cried out, saying, "What business do we have with each Other, Hugo of Middle Section? Have You come to destroy us? I know who You are-- the Hurley One of God!"

And Hugo rebuked him, saying, "Whoa, Dude! Be cool!"

Throwing him into convulsions, the unclean spirit cried out with a loud voice and came out of him in a Smokey cloud.

#7. Posted by: Danny at July 16, 2007 3:10 PM

Hurley: "Dude, do these robes make me look fat?"

Charlie: "No, your face does."

#8. Posted by: Red...Neck...Man at July 16, 2007 3:15 PM

::applauds Danny::

#9. Posted by: Deep Cover at July 16, 2007 3:27 PM

And the Mighty Hugo says: "Welcome to the Church of the Holy Cabbage. Lettuce pray."

#10. Posted by: BunnyLover at July 16, 2007 4:26 PM

And the Mighty Hugo says to Aaron: "Always remember little dude, a waste is a terrible thing to mind."

#11. Posted by: BunnyLover at July 16, 2007 4:29 PM

Charlie, the tailor, was busy mending socks for baby Aaron when Jesus strolled by. Jesus said he needed to be fitted for a new robe.

Charlie measures Him and asks, "Well Lord, I suppose you want the same type of robe I've made for you before?"

Jesus replies, "Yes, that will be fine, Charlie."

Then Charlie asks, "And Jesus, I suppose you will be paying me just the same as before?"

Jesus replies, "Charlie, remember I pay you in blessings and friendship, not earthly goods."

Charlie thinks about this for a moment. Realizing that Jesus has many friends and a huge following, he says, "I have an idea, my Lord. Forget about paying me for this robe. Just wear it in your travels and when anyone comments on it, give them one of my cards and send them to me to buy their clothing. We can be partners!"

Jesus relies, "Well that will be fine, Charlie. I am happy to be your partner. How about we call the business Charlie & Jesus?"

Charlie was very pleased at this suggestion, but after thinking about the name for a few minutes, he felt a little uneasy about putting his own name before that of Jesus.

Suddenly he gets an idea and says excitedly, "Jesus, I don't feel very comfortable with that name, but I just thought of an even better name......

...we'll call it LORD & TAILOR

#12. Posted by: vacc at July 16, 2007 4:39 PM

Hurley: "Dude! Isn't it the Virgin Mary who's supposed to hold the baby?"

or

Hurley: "Eat your heart out, Charlton Heston!"

#13. Posted by: Alaïs_Longthought at July 16, 2007 5:18 PM

Hurley: We are the three wise men here to see the newborn baby. - I counted myself thrice.

#14. Posted by: bcre8ve at July 16, 2007 5:37 PM

Charlie: "Uh, Hurley, just because you're in charge of the food, no need to get all Messianic about it."

#15. Posted by: Cecil Rose at July 16, 2007 6:24 PM

Hurley: "Dude!. Nobody ever tells me anything around here. I totally thought this party was 'costume'."

#16. Posted by: Cecil Rose at July 16, 2007 6:26 PM

"No one expects the Spanish Inquisition!"

#17. Posted by: Cecil Rose at July 16, 2007 6:28 PM

God - you all read my mind...PWI

#18. Posted by: meg at July 16, 2007 9:29 PM

@meg/18: For a minute there, I thought you were Pregnant Without Intercourse, but then it came to me. ;)

@Danny/7: Behold! A magnificent work! Be fruitful and multiply more captions. (And they took the post and gave thanks.)

#19. Posted by: Clementine at July 16, 2007 11:06 PM

Hurley: Dude, he’s a dude!

Charlie: Well, a course I’m a dude. You can tell by my skinny naked chest.

Hurley: Not you, dude! Him, dude!

Charlie: Who, dude?

Hurley: The baby, dude!

Charlie: The baby dude? Oh! The baby, dude! Well, yeah, he’s a dude. You can tell by his little dude.

Hurley: Cover it up, dude! The little dude’s little dude is freaking me out!

Charlie: All right, all right! I never saw a dude so scared of a baby, dude!

Hurley: I’m not scared of the baby dude! The little dude’s little baby dude is giving me flashbacks! You know, to when Jin peed on my foot!

Charlie: Dude? Oh...dude.

Hurley: Yeah, dude.

Charlie: That’s rough, dude.

Hurley: Dude!

Charlie: Dude.

#20. Posted by: Clementine at July 16, 2007 11:10 PM

Chaaaaarlie.....you and Eko will stop building a church. You will turn it into a McDonalds with a walk up drive-thru. And full dollar menu...

But noooooooo Dharma Happy Meal toys...

#21. Posted by: JoePike at July 17, 2007 9:00 AM

"I Eat Babies!!! Get in my Belly Little Baby!!!"

#22. Posted by: Crispy Seaplanes at July 17, 2007 11:54 AM

Hurley: "Boy this robe is hot--you have the right idea Charlie--I'm gonna peel!"

Charlie: "For the love of all that is sacred NO! Poor little Aaron might get LOST under one of those hot sweaty moobs!"

or

Charlie: "I don't like the way you're looking at baby Aaron, Father Hugo..."

or

Hurley: "Dude, why're you carrying around a baby doll!"

Charlie: "No way, it is a real baby! It's Aaron. He's totally real."

Hurley: "Dude, what are you high again? It's a doll!"

Charlie: "Is not!"

Hurley: "Is too!"

Charlie: "Yo mama!"

Hurley: "Don't you be talkin' bout my mama!"

Charlie: "Stop sitting on me! Eww--you didn't tell me you were goin' commando under the robe! Uncool!"

#23. Posted by: Crispy Seaplanes at July 17, 2007 12:23 PM

Charlie: "Stop sitting on me! Eww--you didn't tell me you were goin' commando under the robe! Uncool! I'm drowning!"

#24. Posted by: Crispy Seaplanes at July 17, 2007 12:28 PM

Hurley is holding a coin in his hand while thinging to himself...heads I eat Charlie, tails it's the baby...or both!!

PWSS - Posting While Stone Sober

#25. Posted by: meg at July 17, 2007 12:36 PM

Or, he could be thinking instead of thinging - whichever is funnier to you.

#26. Posted by: meg at July 17, 2007 12:38 PM

@ meg: I hope later on I'm PWSS (Posting While Stoned Silly!)

#27. Posted by: Red...Neck...Man at July 17, 2007 2:26 PM

@9 & 19 - Thanks!

Jesus Christ, Jesus Christ,
Hugo's got one massive appetite.

Jesus Christ, Super-sized,
Hugo's the savior with tree trunk thighs.

Every time I look at you I don't understand,
Why you let the things you eat get so out of hand.
You'd have managed better with a diet plan,
Why'd you choose just to eat bad foods like chocolate and ham?
If you'd come yesterday you would have died of starvation,
Israel in 4 BC had no fast food preparation,

Don't you get me wrong, don't you get me wrong,
Don't you get me wront, don't you get me wrong,
I only want to know, only want to know,
only want to know, only want to know.

Jesus Christ, Jesus Christ,
Hugo's got one massive appetite.

Jesus Christ, Super-sized,
Hugo's the savior with tree trunk thighs.

#28. Posted by: Danny at July 17, 2007 3:22 PM

Let's don't stand near Danny.

#29. Posted by: Cecil Rose at July 17, 2007 4:05 PM

Charlie: Who the hell are you?

Hugo: It's me dude, Jesus.

Charlie: Don't you mean Haysue? Aren't you Latino?

Hugo: NO dude, It's actually me, the Jesus Hugonator. And I have something very important to tell you.

Charlie: What is it Lord dude, what can you possibly want to tell poor little old me, dude?

Hugo: Remember this for the rest of your days and you will live a full live. Dude ....................


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mif ... dude!

#30. Posted by: ButchM at July 17, 2007 6:26 PM

We were kidnapped by the Others. They kept Kate, Sawyer and Jack but let me go - but only after Mr Friendly made me wear this robe and have lunch on the beach with Ben.

#31. Posted by: bcre8ve at July 18, 2007 10:29 AM

Now playing: Hugo and the Amazing Technocolored Dream Coat

#32. Posted by: bcre8ve at July 18, 2007 10:47 AM

Hugo: Now, people will finally take me seriously!

#33. Posted by: bcre8ve at July 18, 2007 11:01 AM

### DISCLAIMER ###
Be warned that the following rather lengthy entry is a result of PWSS - and LOST withdrawal. (p.s. thanks for the idea Red...Neck...Man -#27)

Just thought you should know before deciding whether to invest the time to read or whether to press Page Down a couple of times. Hopefully you'll be RWSS and can enjoy as much as I did.
### END DISCLAIMER ###

======================
CHARLIE'S TRIPPY DREAM
======================

After tossing the last of the virgin Mary statues into the ocean at a secluded part of the Island, Charlie stumbled upon something HUGE.. Near the distant beach was an over sized statue that could only be described as a gigantic Buddha dressed up as Jesus for a costume party.

Charlie immediately noticed two things out of place about the figure - the most obvious was that it's left foot was missing. This did not seem to be an intentional, artsy sort of thing like those statues with missing arms.. the foot had apparently broken off at one time and was never mended.

What interested Charlie the most, however, was what the missing appendage revealed - that the object appeared to be hollow inside. Hollow, except for the item protruding from just above the missing ankle.

The item was about the size and shape of an elongated brick, was light brown in color, and was tightly wrapped in clear cellophane.

Had Charlie been slightly more observant he would've noticed another of the object's striking features - the one remaining foot had only four toes!! The ankle connected to that foot was banded with a large metallic ring from which trailed the remaining links of a thick steel chain.

But Charlie could not turn his stare away from the familiar looking package. Actually, it was packages.. several identical bricks had fallen through to the ground below the giant statue. He felt remiss that his time spent on this Island had apparently robbed him of his ability to be surprised - or to find humor in the irony of what he saw.

"Oh Bollocks!" he said. "That's bloody ..."

"Dude!" interrupted the surprisingly articulate statue. This did catch Charlie totally off guard, and for that he almost felt thankful.

"Is that what I think it is?" Charlie quizzed the large-hollow-talking-concrete-Buddha-Jesus-amputee.
"There's gotta be at least 300 Kilos"

A terrible screech like nails on a chalkboard accompanied the creature's painfully slow movement as he patted his enormous belly and replied "Dude! 300? Try 500!" the figure replied proudly.

"Who the bloody hell are you?" Charlie demanded.

"Go figure, Dude! It's your hallucination!"

"This isn't real?" Charlie sounded confused. He looked down and realized that he was still holding baby Aaron.

"Dude!" said the infant who, was now dressed for the same party as the gigantic heroin dispenser.

In his shock, Charlie dropped the increasingly heavy baby. As Aaron hit the soft beach sand, he shattered into hundreds of tiny pieces. Charlie expected more heroin to spill from the infant, but instead, what was left behind was a rather large, and brightly colored egg. There was also a single word scribbled on the side of the egg - CHARLIE..

"So.. This is where the producers are hiding the LOST easter eggs" thinks Charlie.

As he stepped towards the egg, a crack appeared in the shell and quickly spread from the top to the bottom of the egg. Both sides of the egg neatly fell away, and the bird that had been inside lifted it's beak toward the sky, spread it's wings and began to .. GROW!

Within a few seconds, the bird had expanded - very much like those little gel capsules that Charlie used to place in water and which would expanded into large spongy creatures.

The bird took flight once it had grown slightly taller than Charlie. It flew about 100 yards over the ocean, then changed direction and began to swoop towards Charlie. As it neared, the winged creature shrieked "Huuuuurrrrllllleeeey!"

The giant statue, meanwhile, appeared to be terribly afraid of the approaching bird. It tried to hop away on it's remaining foot, but could only manage to take one step before... SPLOOOOOOSH! With the precision of a veteran air force pilot, the bird dropped it's white watery bomb squarely on the shoulder of the frightened statue. "DUDE!" he said dejectedly.

Charlie discerned from the dozens of patchy bird dropping stains that the statue was a frequent target of the massive island bird.

"Dude, I really need your help. If you can help rid the island of this terrible creature, all of these bricks are yours." To further emphasize his point, the enormous statue squatted, scrunched his face with a strained expression, and proceeded to drop a load of bricks.

"I have an idea." Charlie said excitedly. "Just sit tight and I'll be right back." he finished and ran off into the jungle. When Charlie returned an hour later, he was carrying a small cardboard bucket with red and white vertical stripes, and a comical drawing of the Mister Cluck's chicken. Charlie reached into the bucket and withdrew a crispy drumstick.

"Dude?" the statue asked in a puzzled tone.

"Trust me. I know what I'm doing." Charlie said calmly.

A moment later, the bird reappeared... "HUUUUURRRRLEEEEEEEEY!!" it screamed as it descended upon Charlie. Charlie covered his head with one arm, and raised the drumstick with the other. He was quite relieved that his hand and arm were still attached after the giant bird wrested the deep fried morsel away from him with it's talons.

As it did before, the creature flew over the ocean... but this time it suddenly began to plummet towards the waves - screaming and flapping it's wings in frantic desperation. The bird disappeared below the waves for a few moments, then floated to the surface. It flailed and screeched for about a minute, then was quiet and still as the waves carried the lifeless creature towards the sandy beach.

"Dude! What happened?" asked the very impressed Jesus-Buddha.

"I just remembered that before the crash, people around the world were dying from the bird flu after eating Mr. Cluck's chicken... " Charlie said proudly.

"And you know what they always say.... the Hurley Bird Catches The Germ!"

#34. Posted by: vacc at July 18, 2007 12:09 PM

"Hugo and the amazing technicolor dream coat"

LOL!!!!!!

Short, funny + to the point...
#32/bcre8ve gets my vote!

#35. Posted by: R at July 18, 2007 12:18 PM

-- Hurley line: "... where'd I get the rode? Dude... Richard Simmons is shooting an exercise video just up the beach and he said he - "needs more sweaty".
-- Hurley bubble thought: "[Austin Power flashback] ummm... baby! The other, other white meat".

#36. Posted by: DocH at July 18, 2007 2:07 PM

Hurley: "Dude, Charlie, I did it! You said I couldn't eat all the potatoes from this sack and make a gown out of it. Well? Look at me now! This kills that stupid hoodie you wear."

#37. Posted by: Red...Neck...Man at July 18, 2007 2:56 PM

@vacc - the Hurly bird catches the germ

Stupendous! I cracked up. Bravo!!!!!

#38. Posted by: ButchM at July 18, 2007 6:56 PM

Hurley: “I came. I saw. I conquered.”

Charlie: No, that was Julius Caesar.

Hurley: “I tell you, the day Rome falls there will be a shout of freedom such as the world has never heard before!”

Charlie: No, that was Ben-Hur.

Hurley: “Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your ears.”

Charlie: No, that was Mark Antony.

Hurley: “Ew...a gladiator!”

Charlie: No, that was a Little Caesar’s Pizza commercial! You’re not even trying!

Hurley: I hate this game, dude! I’m not playing anymore! Every time you have a dream about this stupid island, you dress me in this stupid robe and make me say stupid things from your pop culture brain-bank of “Ancient Rome.” I don’t wanna guest star in your nightmares anymore!

Charlie: Well, too bloody bad, my friend. You’re not going anywhere until you turn yourself into Pontius Pilot. I’ve got some major Catholic guilt to wallow around in, and I need you to wash your hands of me. Now, if you want any more of those Dharma twinkies, you’ll get back in my subconscious and find the right bloody quote!!

Hurley: “I am Spartacus!”

Charlie: (sigh)

#39. Posted by: Clementine at July 19, 2007 7:09 AM

My faves so far...

# 14 bcre8ve
# 17 Cecil ose (MPFC references always get me)
# 28 Danny (tree trunk thighs...that's good)
...and last but not least...
# 39 OMDC (for condensing the history of Rome into a handful of quotes...and just because she's just s'darn cute)

And now for something completely different...

"…And to think...Ringling Bros. was just gonna throw this out."

OR

"It drops the baby and puts on the lotion..."

#40. Posted by: ransomjackson at July 19, 2007 12:50 PM

@40 ransomjackson said:

>My faves so far...
...
># 17 Cecil ose (MPFC references always get me)
...

But I'm not the least bit "ose".
(Filk fans will understand)

#41. Posted by: Cecil Rose at July 19, 2007 6:19 PM

Yeah, Danny's #28 was tough to beat, but vacc's #34 did a helluva job - as did Clementine in #39.

I just love Danny's quote:

Jesus Christ, Jesus Christ,
Hugo's got one massive appetite.

Jesus Christ, Super-sized,
Hugo's the savior with tree trunk thighs.

#42. Posted by: ButchM at July 19, 2007 7:10 PM

Oh Cecil, yer ose and you know it. Stop being so denditive. Just cuz you blog ouse and get more connemts than I do. Why can't we akk just get arong? Where's the love? C'mon, Cece, gimme a big ol' hug...ahhhh...that's better.

#43. Posted by: randomjaxon at July 20, 2007 7:47 AM

Cecil Rose/41:
But I'm not the least bit "ose".
(Filk fans will understand)

randomjaxon/43:
Oh Cecil, yer ose and you know it.

The name game!

Cecil!
Cecil, cecil, bo besil,
Bonana fana fo fesil,
Fee, fy, mo mesil,
Cecil!

(I obviously have no idea what Filk is.)

Bunny!
Bunny, bunny, bo bunny,
Bonana fana fo funny,
Fee, fy, mo munny,
Bunny!

Bunny is fo funny,
Dakota make ya mo’ money,
Seaplane psycho gonna eatcha,
Creative bees a’ never sting ya,
JoePike, SamFin, and R,
See ransom’s transom is ajar,
Hangin wit Meg at da bar,
Vacc on da laff attack,
Longthought’s sports choice is whack,
Cecil Rose makin da prose,
But can davidrh compose,
FenwayBen n’ RNM,
Busta rhyme like ButchM,
Git, git, git dahn with Clem!
Git, git, git dahn with Clem!


PWRT
And now back to your regularly scheduled caption contest...

#44. Posted by: Clementine at July 20, 2007 8:47 AM

@Clementine/44

That's just freakin' hilarious

#45. Posted by: bcre8ve at July 20, 2007 9:57 AM

Clem,

Out-friggin-standing. I never had a transom before.

I dunno if this is what you had in mind, but I was kinda humming it to - and I'm kinda embarrassed to admit this - KC and the Sunshine Band's Get Down Tonight.

I have this mental image of Clem and she looks a lot like Pam Beasley.

#46. Posted by: ransomjackson at July 20, 2007 10:26 AM

@ Clementine/#44: Brilliant! Well done.

And I agree with ransom's idea of what you look like....unfortunately I am hoping that Beasley is the middle name of Pam Anderson. Any luck?

#47. Posted by: Red...Neck...Man at July 20, 2007 10:38 AM

Thank you kindly, gentlemen.

And, yes, I look exactly like Mrs. Beasley and often wear a red Baywatch swimsuit to work. However did you know? (You do mean the doll from Family Affair, right?)

HRJ: “Your transom is ajar, sir” is an old expression amongst my friends. Not even sure how it originated anymore, but it’s comparable to “bats in the belfry” or “static in the attic.” Or you just a crazy whack fool. It’s a compliment (I swear)!

#48. Posted by: Clementine at July 20, 2007 11:53 AM

#48 Clementine said:

>And, yes, I look exactly like Mrs. Beasley... (You do mean the doll from Family Affair, right?)

The only "Mrs. Beasley" I could think of was the cafeteria worker in the Archie comic books. (dating myself). Who was made all the more hilarious by the fact that our classmate Noah Beasely's mom worked in our cafeteria.

o---

As for "filk", it is the folk music of the SF community. The term sprang from a convention program misprint of "folk music" at an SF con back in the fifties that caught on.

Nowadays there are entire conventions and annual awards (Pegasus) devoted to filk, and most sf and fantasy conventions have a 'filk track' devoted to singing and listening to filk music. Filk fans are known for never sleeping, and the filk tracks are scheduled right though the night, usually in an out-of-the-way corner where you can go and hear folks singing of all sorts of imaginary things. The singing is not just audience listening to performers (although there is that). Many sessions are open to all comers who sit around in a circle and each sings in turn as the spirit moves, usually all joining in on the chorus.

Filk maven Lee Gold, who publishes a regular filk magazine (as well as an RPG mag) can be seen pulling a cart with stacks of music books taller than she is (4'8"?) at conventions all over the country.

The volume and creativity of filk has to be witnessed to be believed. The performers, little known outside the genre, are as accomplished as any more mainstream artists.

A lot of filk is about every story or character you can think of in sf and fantasy literature or film, but it has spawned an amazing number of sub-categories, some on topics not obviously belonging SF (to the outsider).

Such as:
Space Flight/The Space Program
Seafaring
Legends
Alternate Histories
Cats
Chocolate
Tech (especially computers)

And in filk "ose" is slang for "morose", a category of filk song.

Google "filk" for an overview of the field, or see:

http://www*random-factors*com/

for a look at some typical titles.

#49. Posted by: Cecil Rose at July 20, 2007 1:33 PM

Thanks to you filks, I have learned more stuff I never knew I wanted to know from more people I've never met and probably never will and that I'll never be able to use outside this blog. How cool is that? If that World Series of Pop Culture wasn't over, I'd say let's put a team together.

BTW - There’s a great shot of the Losties getting Simpsonized over on Whitney Matheson’s USA Today Pop Candy blog. Some other Lost blogger – as if there could be one – put it together and did a very nice job.

#50. Posted by: ransomjackson at July 20, 2007 1:39 PM

And yes, there's filk about "Lost". See, for instance:

http://www*freewebs*com/thelostoffice/losttherockopera.htm

#51. Posted by: Cecil Rose at July 20, 2007 2:11 PM

Charlie : (singing to baby Aaron)
... I gave my love a cherry.... that had no stone...
... I gave my love a chicken... that had no bone...
... I told my love a story..... that had no end...
... I gave my love a baby...

Former US Senator John Blutarsky : (grabs baby Aaron and smashes him repeatedly against a mango tree)

Charlie : "What the bloody hell!!!"

Former US Senator John Blutarsky : (hands the lifeless, battered infant back to Charlie) "Sorry dude... old habits!"

#52. Posted by: vacc at July 20, 2007 2:17 PM

vacc roccs!

Okey doke...howsabout...

Charlie: Claire, you've really let yourself go...

#53. Posted by: ransomjackson at July 20, 2007 2:50 PM

@ransomjackson/50 "There’s a great shot of the Losties getting Simpsonized over on Whitney Matheson’s USA Today Pop Candy blog"

We all know that mac's blog is by far the best. So, as to not be out done by any other "blog"...

http://tinyurl*com/2qjlmx

(It may take a minute or two due to the size of the file. I couldn't get everyone in, so if I left you out, I apologize.)

#54. Posted by: bcre8ve at July 20, 2007 7:02 PM

Outstanding!

The T-Shirt and the glasses are spot on.

Physically, I'm probably more of a cross between Comic Book Store Guy and Grandpa Simpson, with a side order of Burl Ives.

#55. Posted by: Cecil Rose at July 20, 2007 7:27 PM

@bcre8ve: What a great tribute to all of us (and mac daddy)! Much appreciated! I laughed so hard at Crispy "Cereal Killer" Seaplanes, I'm still wiping the tears away. That's a cute little penguin, too :)

@Cecil: Love Burl Ives, LOL! One of my first childhood musical memories.

@Psycho: Freakin' stalker! Take 2 steps back and watch the hands!

#56. Posted by: Clementine at July 20, 2007 8:14 PM

@bcr8ve/#54: EXXXX-cellent! I absolutely love my T-shirt! Thanks for including me...

@Clementine/#44: I agree w/RNM/#47...brilliant & well done!

I originally thought "Your transom is ajar" was synonymous w/"XYZPDQ."

PWRT: Posting While Really Tripping?

#57. Posted by: Alaïs_Longthought at July 21, 2007 12:40 AM

Clementine#44

Ya da girl!

#58. Posted by: ButchM at July 21, 2007 6:28 PM

@bcre8ve: Just revisited our pic. Yep, still awesome, dude! Today it was ButchM’s bowling pins that cracked me up. And good idea having mac stand in front of ransom to block whatever’s on his T-shirt! LOL

@Alaïs_Longthought/57 who said:
I originally thought "Your transom is ajar" was synonymous w/"XYZPDQ.”

Probably not far off. Our college dorms were circa late 1900s with a dozen coats of paint and a few bathroom fixtures as the only renovations. Most rooms did have transoms, they did not always close properly (all that paint), and peeping, pranking and pratfalls ensued. They inspired many jokes that we still repeat, even though the meaning has long been forgotten. To this day, I can pick up my telephone to hear “Zee chicken is in zee microwave,” to which the correct response is “Zee turkey is in zee toaster oven” and then “Zee pork chop is in zee broiler” (with an Eastern-European secret agent accent.) No idea how that got started, but it’ll never die. I also remember a 50ft Shrunken Apple-Head Woman skit and a Pez-dispenser reenactment of Kenneth Branagh’s Frankenstein, but I’ll spare you ; )

PWRT was Posting While Really Tired (and also applies here). It’s been a long week, but I’ve reached the light at the end of the tunnel (with no Oompa Loompas in sight). HP in hand, all snuggled safe in my bed. Only got in three chapters this morning, before I was off to other things. But with luck, tomorrow will be a day of rest and no interruption. ‘Night all.

#59. Posted by: Clementine at July 21, 2007 10:10 PM

But first, some captions for vacc, in penance for my ramblings:


Hurley: Dude, have you seen the sat phone? I’m so craving a pizza right now.

Charlie: Let me guess, Little Caesar’s?

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Hurley: I hereby sentence you to Circus Maximus as lion fodder. Baby Aaron will serve as an appetizer.

Charlie: Huh??!! But what was my crime??

Hurley: “You All Everybody”

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Charlie: Nice outfit, Hugo. You must be watching the first season of “Rome” again.

Hurley: Dude! Ben’s DVD collection is awesome!

Charlie: Is there any “Doctor Who”?

Hurley: Sure, dude! Grab some Dharma chips and follow me. We had to move the entertainment center to a secret location. Locke keeps trying to blow it up.

#60. Posted by: Clementine at July 21, 2007 10:20 PM

Cool blog dudes/dudettes...
Actually when we shot this scene, I was thinking to myself - Hey, What Would Jorge Do?

#61. Posted by: JorGar at July 23, 2007 2:43 AM

Dude, I have nothing against gay marriage, but don't you think he's a little young?

#62. Posted by: FenwayBen at July 23, 2007 2:46 AM

Breast Feeding-you're doing it wrong!

#63. Posted by: FenwayBen at July 23, 2007 2:57 AM

@JorGar welcome aboard! So what did you decide? What WOULD Jorge Do? ;)

#64. Posted by: FenwayBen at July 23, 2007 3:03 AM

bcre8ve,

Best damn thing I've seen since I saw my first pair of boobies...and that's been at least a couple of weeks. Throw in a pair of glasses - I'm starting my soul patch as I write - and yer pretty much spot on.

I can't remember what t-shirt I was wearing that day. It was either the Lynyrd Skynyrd looking-like-a-Jack-Daniels-label concert t-shirt, or the one with a boulder and a croissant.

#65. Posted by: ransomjackson at July 23, 2007 8:16 AM

JorGar? Could it really be?
I'm sure I'm being really gullible to think it could be--it's probably another laffo pretending to be part of the cast and crew!

#66. Posted by: Crispy Seaplanes at July 23, 2007 1:23 PM

Wasn't Jor-Gar the name of Superman's father? Or was it Jor-dash?

#67. Posted by: Red...Neck...Man at July 23, 2007 4:01 PM

Also, I recently was passing by my fax room and started a conversation with some new people here. There names were MatFox, EvaLil, JoshHol, and TerQuin....could it be?????

#68. Posted by: Red...Neck...Man at July 23, 2007 4:05 PM

If any of the cast members were to show up, I think it would be Jorge. He's pretty cool about that kind of thing. He's taken time to call into a lot of the fan based Lost podcasts.

He seems like a really neat guy. I first became a fan of his while watching Becker. I liked the shoew ok before "Hector" showed up but afterward, I found myself looking forward to watching it to see if he would be on the upcoming episode and being disappointed if he wasn't.

#69. Posted by: bcre8ve at July 23, 2007 5:05 PM

@Red...Neck...Man /68

I would give you the following advice for the next time you walk by that room: From the oft' misquoted words of Sergeant Joe Friday, stick to "Just the fax, (Red...Neck...) man, just the fax."

#70. Posted by: bcre8ve at July 23, 2007 5:14 PM

@Red...Neck...Man /67 "Wasn't Jor-Gar the name of Superman's father? Or was it Jor-dash?"

No, you're a little confused... *Geordi* was on Star Trek TNG. Jor-Gar was the obnoxious Gungan character in Star Wars eps I, II, & III.

#71. Posted by: bcre8ve at July 23, 2007 5:21 PM

This is a reference I'm sure not one but me will get. I'm a big fan of a German metal band called Helloween, one of whose early songs was called "Gorgar". The refrain from that song is funny if Gorgar is replaced with JorGar so when I see the name JorGar that's all I can hear in my head (it even drowns out all those Oompa Loompa voices!)

"JorGar will eat you!
JORGAR!
Man, you never win! Hey!
JorGar will eat you!
JORGAR!
Man, you keep on playin'!"

In light of the eating and Hurley's playing the lottery and golf, I wonder if they were a bit psychic when they wrote the song. Change "man" to "dud" and it's even better!

#72. Posted by: Crispy Seaplanes at July 24, 2007 10:00 AM

This is a reference I'm sure not one but me will get. I'm a big fan of a German metal band called Helloween, one of whose early songs was called "Gorgar". The refrain from that song is funny if Gorgar is replaced with JorGar so when I see the name JorGar that's all I can hear in my head (it even drowns out all those Oompa Loompa voices!)

"JorGar will eat you!
JORGAR!
Man, you never win! Hey!
JorGar will eat you!
JORGAR!
Man, you keep on playin'!"

In light of the eating and Hurley's playing the lottery and golf, I wonder if they were a bit psychic when they wrote the song. Change "man" to "dude" and it's even better!

#73. Posted by: Crispy Seaplanes at July 24, 2007 10:01 AM

Cwispy: That's hysterical. And disturbing.

#74. Posted by: Clementine at July 24, 2007 10:33 AM

Hurley: Dude, this robe is really rank and my dogs are BARKIN’!

Charlie: Well, how do you think I feel, Hurley? I’ve been standing here with no shirt on for a week and the sandfleas are having a picnic in me chest hairs! Not to mention this Baby Aaron prop weighs a ton. My arms are about to fall off.

Hurley: I’m so tired. I can’t keep my eyes open. Every time I try to nap somebody opens our picture and I have to run back in frame. That FenwayBen dude comes around in the middle of the night!

Charlie: He’s in a different time zone. You’re the one that booked this gig, Hugo. Didn’t you get it in writing – “one week only”? No extended engagements!

Hurley: Hey, man, it’s not my fault! That vacc dude took a powder. Until he posts the next caption contest, we’re stuck. And these people were funny in the beginning, but now they’re just lame.

Charlie: No, you’re lame.

Hurley: Hey, man, you got any chapstick?

Charlie: You already ate it.

#75. Posted by: Clementine at July 24, 2007 10:37 AM

Hey Dudes and Dudettes! Been gone for a while and am just now catching up on the postings. "Shout Out" to bcre8ve for the really cool Simpson picture. I absolutely love my bunny on the shirt! Thanks for including moi...

Now, off for more reading (and subsequent laughing).

#76. Posted by: BunnyLover at July 24, 2007 2:21 PM

@Clementine - @bcre8ve: Just revisited our pic. Yep, still awesome, dude! Today it was ButchM’s bowling pins that cracked me up. And good idea having mac stand in front of ransom to block whatever’s on his T-shirt! LOL

Clem - have no idea what you are talking about. Chalk it up to old age, I guess. Is there a picture out there somewhere? How do I get to it? Thanks.

Big Brother - For what it's worth, evil Dick made a jerk out of himself last night. I went from liking him to pretty much hating him. He shouldn't have treated Kail the way he did. That wasn't nice at all.


#77. Posted by: ButchM at July 25, 2007 6:39 PM

Hey, my buddy ButchM!

Here's the great pic of us Lost bloggers created by our very creative bcre8ve (and see post #54 above):

http://tinyurl*com/2qjlmx

And regarding BB, great minds think alike. I was also very disappointed with Dick last night. Sometimes winning HOH makes people a little crazy. Maybe he'll come back around.

#78. Posted by: Clementine at July 25, 2007 7:10 PM

hurley -
Verily, Verily I say unto thee -
If you're looking for the peanut butter, dont look at me.
But if you're looking for the magic plants, ask and you shall receive.
Besides, I went through the peanut butter,chocolate syrup, all the Dharma puffs, fig newtons and some of Locke's boar the day after I found the field.

#79. Posted by: katespanties at July 26, 2007 2:26 PM

Hurley: "Gunga-la-gunga"

#80. Posted by: Red...Neck...Man at July 26, 2007 3:09 PM

"This just in...Generalissimo Francisco Franco is still dead..."

#81. Posted by: ransomjackson at July 26, 2007 4:29 PM

ButchM:)

Adding to my post 78 above...
to get to the website pic, don't forget to replace the (*) with a period.

And also, check in over at the Random Topic Area every now and again, cause we're all still posting there.

Just looking out for my buddy! Enjoy BB tonight!

#82. Posted by: Clementine at July 26, 2007 5:39 PM

@Clementine - to get to the website pic, don't forget to replace the (*) with a period.

Double Duh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Like I said, old age is getting to me.
Thanks for keeping me straight. BTW,
the pic was awesome. Way to go, bcre8ve - dude!

#83. Posted by: ButchM at July 27, 2007 7:06 PM

hurley: looks delecious!

#84. Posted by: luuko at July 31, 2007 9:13 AM

Hurley: "I thought Clair was responsible for breast feeding Aaron?"

#85. Posted by: Red...Neck...Man at July 31, 2007 1:07 PM

HAIKU cont:

charlie nurses lad
jesus costume way too tight
hurley looks so sad

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