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Lost Photo Caption: Killer K.O.'s Karl

The promotions for the most recent installment - "Meet Kevin Johnson" - promised us that another character would die. And this time they delivered a double dose of death with the executions of Alex's estranged mother and her bunny eating boyfriend Karl. The hole in Karl's chest suggests that his future is limited to flashbacks and ghost appearances, although I guess there is always the possibility that Danielle survived the attack.

Side note : If Rousseau is really dead, this kills one of my theories - that someone in the outside world will eventually roll either a five or eight and bring her back from Jumanji.

R.I.P. Karl. God loves you, as he loved Jacob. You're the subject of this edition of the LOST Photo Caption.

Enter your captions, or other LOST ramblings in the comments area below. On behalf of the DeGroots, Alvar Hanso, and all of us here at the Lost Blog - thank you, Namaste and good luck!


karl gets shot
Posted by vacc on April 5, 2008 10:01 AM |




Alex: Nice.
Karl: But, but... I thought you loved me?!?!
Alex: You're so naive.
Karl (in his last breath): You... and... your... father? (Karl dies)
Alex: Yes Karl, I was never Rosseau's daughter... I was always Ben's. He made me get surgery so we can do this.
Rosseau: EVILLLLLLLLLLLL (Rosseau is shot... and dies immediately)
Alex: And that's how we do. =]

#1. Posted by: ilovebenjaminlinusxx at April 5, 2008 2:08 PM

Karl: Oh no! This was my last half-decent shirt!

#2. Posted by: Alaïs_Longthought at April 5, 2008 2:45 PM

BANG! Water streams from a hole in Karl's canteen..

Alex : (to herself) "I'd better start drinking that before it's all gone."

BANG! Blood pours from a hole in Karl's chest.

Rousseau : (to herself) "I'd better start drinking that before it's all gone." (fangs extend below her parted lips)

#3. Posted by: vacc at April 5, 2008 3:35 PM

Karl: "Very funny Alex! I get it, the water's prematurely squirting from my bottle ... why don't you grow (Uhnggh!) uuupppp ..."

Alex: "Oh, I have."

#4. Posted by: ealgumby at April 5, 2008 4:47 PM

"... ummm... hey buddy... KARL!... my eyes are up here... talk to my face more... and a little less to the boobage."

#5. Posted by: MorBid0 at April 5, 2008 7:28 PM

Shot through the heart,
And you're to blame
Ben, you give Others
A bad name.

A bug-eyed grin is what you sell
I slept with your daughter, locked me in a cell.
Chained to a chair, in room twenty-three
That old wookie prisoner trick set me free.

OW! That's a loaded gun ... yeah
OH! Rousseau tries to run..
No one can save me, the damage is done!

Shot through the heart,
And Ben's to blame
He gives Others a bad name
I aint that smart, and I'm kinda lame
But Ben gives Others a bad name.

I plant a kiss on your daughter's lips
She skins me a bunny with her fingertips.
I should have seen, it was just a lie
That trip to the temple set me up to die..

OW! That's a loaded gun
OH! Rousseau tries to run
No one can save her, Ben Linus has won.

Shot through the heart,
And you're to blame
You give Others a bad name
I wore this shirt, now it's got a stain
You give Others...
a bad name.

#6. Posted by: vacc at April 5, 2008 8:59 PM

vacc....vacc.....I'm sorry, but as much I try I can't seem to get these words to match the melody of The second theme from the first movement of Mahler’s Symphony No. 6!

Are you sure you were looking at the correct composer? Maybe I wasn't clear about the musical selection earlier . .

Well, nevertheless, it was a good song. It had a nice hook. Good prosody. Steady beat. I'd give it a good solid B+ . . .

Ah, heck, I'm in a good mood. Let's make it an A- !!

#7. Posted by: davidrh at April 5, 2008 10:40 PM

→ 6. vacc:

Okay, now I have to turn iTunes on to get that song out of my head... ; )

#8. Posted by: Alaïs_Longthought at April 5, 2008 11:33 PM

ABC Promo :
"Next week on '8 Sinful Tools For Defiling My Teenage Daughter' : Alex unwittingly leads her boyfriend and mother into Ben's deadly trap. "

#9. Posted by: vacc at April 5, 2008 11:49 PM

"Oh Sloan dear, hurry along now"

#10. Posted by: Diggler at April 6, 2008 12:46 AM

@ davidrh - #7: Follow this link and you can sing along with the rest of us : http://tinyurl.com/6ogyls

#11. Posted by: vacc at April 6, 2008 2:03 AM

vacc at #7:

Drat. I couldn't get it open on my home computer. I'll try on the office mac tomorrow. No one will notice . . afterall, unlike office and banker folks, I do work at a School of Music!

It will just be one more noisey musician.

#12. Posted by: davidrh at April 6, 2008 7:56 AM

"Oh....sexy girlfriend."

#13. Posted by: wumbawoman at April 6, 2008 10:31 AM

"Just like ben to give me a dribble cantee..."

#14. Posted by: Cecil Rose at April 7, 2008 9:54 AM

KARL: (Trailing off...) Now I'll never get to see an episode of the Brady Bunch...

#15. Posted by: bcre8ve at April 7, 2008 10:52 AM

I like Randy's "The Jerk" quote as seen in "Key Points from 'Meet Kevin Johnson'" post 57/Randy:

"Somebody's shooting these cans!"

(I'd add)

He hates cans! Stay away from the cans!

#16. Posted by: bcre8ve at April 7, 2008 11:04 AM

Tx, bre8ve.

The Jerk quote (for no particular reason) reminds me of the line in the Three Stooges where the boys are in a leaky rowboat.

Curly grabs his gun and shoots a hole in the bottom of the boat.

Moe says, "Whadja do that for?"

Curly replies, "To let the water out."

OR...

Dateline: South Pacific
Headline: Two Shot, Mysterious Plaid-jacketed Bald-headed Stuttering Rabbit-hunter Sought By Police for Questioning

#17. Posted by: ransomjackson at April 7, 2008 1:06 PM

"Hmm, does this water taste like Lead to you too?"

#18. Posted by: mediaboy at April 7, 2008 2:22 PM

Who in the hell took my pencil protector??!!

#19. Posted by: meg at April 7, 2008 2:35 PM

18/mediaboy "Hmm, does this water taste like Lead to you too?"

Ha!

You know they've been warning us about the dangers of lead in our water for years.

#20. Posted by: bcre8ve at April 7, 2008 2:41 PM

''you've got red on you''

#21. Posted by: silversmith at April 7, 2008 5:24 PM

Lead Assassin: (softly) "suush... bee veh-wee veh-wee kw-eye-it".

Karl: "DUCK SEASON"!

Alex: "RABBIT SEASON"!

Karl: "DUCK SEASON"!

Alex: "RABBIT SEASON"!

Karl: "DUCK SEASON"!

Alex: "DUCK SEASON"!

Karl: "RABBIT SEASON"!

Alex: "Hah... gotcha"!

Karl: (last words) "Oh crap..."

(from the woods) BLAM BLAM BLAM! BLAM BLAM BLAM! BLAM BLAM... blam!

blam.

#22. Posted by: ANON2 at April 7, 2008 5:37 PM

Karl: Please don’t tell anyone my last words were “Na zdrowie!”

#23. Posted by: Clementine at April 7, 2008 9:09 PM

Karl: Darn. Now I’ll never get a decent haircut. Or sex.

#24. Posted by: Clementine at April 7, 2008 9:10 PM

Karl: Here’s to being single, seeing double, and sleeping triple!

*POW*

Alex: Oh, daddy didn’t like that!

#25. Posted by: Clementine at April 7, 2008 9:11 PM

Karl: "Geez Alex....when you told me to have a 'tall glass of shut-the-hell-up' I didn't think it'd be so literal."

OR

Karl: "Here...would you like a sip of DOH!!!!"

#26. Posted by: Red...Neck...Man at April 8, 2008 9:13 AM

KARL: I'm just dying for a drink of wat..

#27. Posted by: bcre8ve at April 8, 2008 10:34 AM

I vote for Clementine's #24 as the winner! : )

#28. Posted by: Alaïs_Longthought at April 8, 2008 2:32 PM

Alex: Karl, you're not the boss of me, and you're not so big.

Just saw a late-night rerun of Malcolm in the Middle and who do I see but Tania Raymonde, Alex, playing Cynthia, Malcolm's dorky friend/girlfriend.

#29. Posted by: Scooby-Dude at April 9, 2008 1:17 AM

Nikki lives!!! Nikki lives!!!

Well, sort of.

Kiele Sanchez lives anyway...on the TV show "Samantha Who?".

It really made me nostalgic for Paulikki.

#30. Posted by: JoePike at April 9, 2008 9:08 AM

Karl - "Alex.... I think there's something wrong with that nipple ring piercing you gave me...."

#31. Posted by: shikotee at April 11, 2008 12:58 PM

Karl: (jokingly) - "Life is like a box of Dharma chocolates... you never know who is going to get you!"

Danielle: (giggles to herself).

[silenced bullets start flying] - "thwip... thwip, thwip, thwip,"

Alexandra: "RUN THROUGH THE FOREST! RUN!"

#32. Posted by: MorBid0 at April 11, 2008 5:09 PM

OMG! Ben has let Dick Cheney hunt on the island.

#33. Posted by: Ouidybird at April 12, 2008 1:59 AM

Karl - "oh my goodness! just what is that smell?"

Alex - "yeah... that's right... it was me! you try eating half-cooked rabbit for two weeks and see how bad your "hiking thru the woods" manners are.... that and you just stepped in polar bear poo."

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#35. Posted by: D11S at April 19, 2008 5:31 PM

Alex -
"This is a loongg hike, lets play island 'Jeopardy' again Karl."

Karl -
"Okay! I'll take 'Misleading Quotes' for eight hundred Alex."

Alex -
"And the question is - 'Holey Shi'ite'."

Karl -
"What is... what they say in South Bagdhad after militia in-fighting?"

Alex -
"No, I'm sorry. The question is 'What do folks say just before my fathers' assassins attack them?"

Danielle -
"HOLEY SHI'ITE!"

Alex -
"Exactly mom. Perfect!"

#36. Posted by: DocH at April 21, 2008 7:58 PM

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