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LOST Caption: Quest For Fire

In the second chapter of Season 5 - "The Lie", the 815ers bounce between the Island's past, present, and future.  Here, Bernard attempts to cement his place in human history by being the first human to invent "fire".

Meanwhile, Neil "Frogurt" has high hopes of stepping out of the LOST background and becoming a pivotal character on the show. Apparently, actor Sean Whalen was so excited to finally get some spoken lines on the show that he failed to notice the color of the shirt that wardrobe laid out for him.

Once again, here's the unofficial Countdown to LOST: Season6 Premiere

Post your captions, comments, or any other LOST ramblings below this week's photo. 

Namasté, and good luck

Quest For Fire

Posted by vacc on November 7, 2009 8:37 AM |

Frogurt: Hey Bernard. Got wood?


Frogurt: Hey Vincent. Got bark?


Frogurt: Hey Rose. Go-

Rose: Make one more pun and I'll light this stick and plunge it burning through your chest.

Frogurt: Fair enough. Though for you, that would be rather *against the grain*, hehehe.

Rose (eyes narrowing): Neil. You're going down.

#1. Posted by: Dan Denial at November 7, 2009 11:14 AM

Frogurt: ummm... hey everyone... uh... wardrobe just issued me this, uh... red shirt. AM I FIRED? (whining) Phillip! I need to talk to Carlton now!

- - - subtext - - -

Vincent: Bacon! Bacon! Bacon! ... I smell... B-A-C-O-N (bay-cone).

#2. Posted by: DocH at November 7, 2009 2:26 PM

That's the worst violin I've ever seen!

#3. Posted by: PiecesofArzt at November 9, 2009 11:10 AM

As Frogurt sings in the background:

"Come on baby light my fire,
Com on baby light my FIIIIEER!!!"

Rose to Frogurt: "uh, you might want to choose your words better Mr. Redshirt."

#4. Posted by: BunnyLover at November 9, 2009 2:51 PM

LOST Bonus: This was the original script for the fire arrow scene

Frogurt: I have an appointment for 1:30

Rose: You've gotta be kidding Neil. We're moving back and forth through time and you still want Bernard to look at your loose filling?

Bernard: It's okay, Rose. The drill is almost sharp. And look... I just invented "Plackers".

Rose: (Excited) Terrific! We'll need these later to get the boar out from between our teeth.

Frogurt: Noooo! Not Boar again!

Rose: Calm down Neil. Or else you're gonna have to take a time out.

Frogurt: (Angry - shouting) Doesn't anybody get it? I can't EAT boar with this broken tooth.. And it wouldn't matter even if I COULD - because every time I eat boar I end up with HEART BURN!!

(As if on cue, a flaming arrow explodes into his chest)

#5. Posted by: vacc at November 9, 2009 3:32 PM

Frogurt: Just think about it. I can put you guys in a great little hut on the north side for under a hundie a month. Thatch roof, new latrine, little patch in the back just begging for a garden... your retirement awaits!!

Bernard (huffing and puffing and muttering): He's been reading that real estate primer again. How does he think we're going to pay for that hut he built?


Bernard (looks up): Huh?

Rose: Oh hell yes. Pack it up, Bernard. We're retired.

#6. Posted by: Clementine at November 11, 2009 8:49 PM

Funny, my troop made fire like this in under five minutes.

#7. Posted by: Cecil at November 16, 2009 3:26 PM


Your timer assumes the S-6 premier is Wed, Jan 20 at 9:00PM. Where are you getting your intel? I haven't seen any announcement from ABC yet.

The ABC website says "the final season begins early 2010".

#8. Posted by: Cecil at November 17, 2009 9:16 PM

oh god.....
just look away and he might not try to talk to us....

#9. Posted by: kaseygirl106 at November 18, 2009 5:27 PM

@cecil #8 - You're correct that ABC has yet to announce a date for the Season 6 premiere. The January 20th date for LOST is based on a run-order report on one of ABC's press websites. My countdowns are "unofficial" and will be adjusted if necessary once the date is confirmed.

#10. Posted by: vacc at November 18, 2009 7:21 PM

Frogurt: Wow. I can't wait until Tuesday, February 2, 2010!

Rose: Why's that, Frogurt?

Frogurt: Haven't you heard? It's the Season 6 Premiere!

Rose: Is this a flashback, then?

Bernard: Is there fire in our future?

Frogurt: Well...

#11. Posted by: Clementine at November 19, 2009 8:42 PM

@#11 Clementine, @#8 Cecil: Good catch Clementine. TV Guide confirmed yesterday (Nov 19) that the sixth and final season of LOST will kick off with a two-hour premiere on Tuesday, Feb. 2, at 9pm - 8 Central.
This adds 13 days to the original countdown - which I will update tomorrow when I post the next photo caption.

#12. Posted by: vacc at November 20, 2009 9:25 AM


Is it only the premiere that will be broadcast on a Tuesday, or every episode? They say something about "returning to their regular time slot" on Feb 9, but that's a Tuesday, not a Wednesday.

#13. Posted by: Cecil Rose at November 21, 2009 8:47 PM

@ Cecil & vacc: I just saw something that said LOST returns February 2nd @ 8pm.

#14. Posted by: Red...Neck...Man at November 24, 2009 3:03 PM

just read somewhere (TV guide Canada maybe?) that LOST is going to be on ABC on Tuesday nights at 9. Their logic is that the Wednesday night comedies are doing well and they don't feel that LOST is a good fit with them. CTV/AChannel, the stations that carry LOST up here in Canada will be following suit.

#15. Posted by: surefoot at November 26, 2009 10:46 PM

I am very upset they changed it to Tuesdays... it pushes us 15 days backwards in our countdown.

Good thing I didn't register for a night class on Tuesdays... I was about to.

#16. Posted by: ilovebenjaminlinusxx at December 1, 2009 7:48 PM

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