Lost Blog: Submit Your "Lost" Photo Captions
So, below you'll find the first entry in a semi-regular Lost Blog feature: "Lost" Captions. To participate, all you need to do is take a gander at the supplied photo, then post your caption in the comments area. That's all there is to it!
Here's our first entry:
"Not only did I sleep with Sarah, but Kate is my daughter -- so you're screwed on that, too!"
#2. Posted by: mac at October 8, 2006 9:09 PM"Fine! I'll admit it! Bailey was always my favorite!"
#3. Posted by: mac at October 8, 2006 9:12 PMJack sees the true nature of the Smoke Monster. It's worse than he could have ever imagined.
#4. Posted by: mac at October 8, 2006 9:18 PMAfter a brief moment of levity, an impromptu staring contest broke out.
#5. Posted by: Greg at October 8, 2006 9:33 PM"Yes, they deserved to die and I hope they burn in hell!"
#6. Posted by: mac at October 8, 2006 9:37 PM"No, seriously Jack, does my breath smell like garlic?"
#7. Posted by: BigJon at October 8, 2006 9:39 PM"My forehead is NOT shiny!"
#8. Posted by: Phil at October 9, 2006 12:09 AMTastes Great!!! Less filling!!!
#9. Posted by: steve at October 9, 2006 12:17 AMGrrrr! You're nose looks like a french fry!!!
#10. Posted by: nina at October 9, 2006 1:09 AMWHY CAN'T I QUIT YOU?
#11. Posted by: Jeff at October 9, 2006 1:26 AMYou cant handle the truth!!!!!!
#12. Posted by: Mark at October 9, 2006 1:30 AMI told you to tell Ling not to starch my shorts !!!!!
#13. Posted by: Mark at October 9, 2006 1:32 AMYour scrubbs clash with the table cloth stupid
#14. Posted by: Mark at October 9, 2006 1:33 AMI dont care if you had a series on Fox Im still your father and your grounded
#15. Posted by: mark at October 9, 2006 1:34 AMCan a brother get a cup of coffee
#16. Posted by: mark at October 9, 2006 1:36 AMWho's your daddy, I'm not your daddy!!!
#17. Posted by: mark at October 9, 2006 1:37 AMFor the love of God son please don't go to that barber again
#18. Posted by: mark at October 9, 2006 1:41 AMThis is the last time you return my car with no gas
#19. Posted by: mark at October 9, 2006 1:41 AM55 days sober and you show, great!!!
#20. Posted by: mark at October 9, 2006 1:42 AMWhat idiot moved Florida ahead of USC
#21. Posted by: mark at October 9, 2006 1:43 AMWe only need one more pin Rodney
#22. Posted by: mark at October 9, 2006 1:44 AMWill you quit your whining and flash backs to me, its over, think with the big head and you might have a chance at saving Kate and leaving Sawyer with the "Others". But if you keep dreaming of me she will go play house with the bad boy!!!!
#23. Posted by: mark at October 9, 2006 1:47 AMNo you cant borrow $20
#24. Posted by: mark at October 9, 2006 1:47 AM"I said, give me a beer!"
#25. Posted by: Phillip at October 9, 2006 8:06 AMI TOLD YOU TO LEAVE THE CAP ON THE TOOTHPASTE!!!!!
#26. Posted by: meg at October 9, 2006 8:10 AMDamn it, Jack, Meredith is already dating McDreamy! JUST LET IT GO!
#27. Posted by: Sillygirl0630 at October 9, 2006 8:25 AMwasssuuuuuuuuuuuupp!
#28. Posted by: sanfrancisco cs at October 9, 2006 8:58 AMEnglish, motherf*ck*r, do you speak it?! (courtesy of Jules, Pulp Fiction)
#29. Posted by: Bryan at October 9, 2006 11:44 AMThe director realised that now would not be a good time to suggest a gay incestuous subplot.
#30. Posted by: Dan at October 9, 2006 1:11 PMHAHAHAHA @ MerDer caption!
#31. Posted by: Phil at October 9, 2006 1:21 PMI said TWO sugars in my coffee!!! FIX THAT!
#32. Posted by: hookedonlost at October 9, 2006 2:21 PMSomeday, I'm going to pretend to be dead, and oh boy - is it going to fu-- with you! Mwahahahahaha.
#33. Posted by: hookedonlost at October 9, 2006 2:28 PMI've looked into the eye of this doctor, and what I saw... let's just say it wasn't beautiful.
#34. Posted by: hookedonlost at October 9, 2006 2:30 PMNo Jack, you can't read the twelve steps!
#35. Posted by: Jason at October 9, 2006 2:32 PM(One of my favorite Charlie quotes fits nicely here.) If you two are done verbally copulating, we should get a move on.
#36. Posted by: hookedonlost at October 9, 2006 2:33 PMDad, I think you have some Arzt in your teeth.
#37. Posted by: hookedonlost at October 9, 2006 3:02 PMIt was at that moment, staring into the cavity-ridden and spittle-filled mouth of John Terry, that Matthew Fox began to think about asking for a raise.
#38. Posted by: Rwar! at October 9, 2006 4:33 PM"THESE PEANUTS ARE MAKING ME THIRSTY ! ! ! ! !"
#39. Posted by: Mr. Grimm at October 9, 2006 4:40 PMI am NOT working overtime tonight. If I told you once, I told you a thousand times - -LOST is on TV tonight, damn it!
#40. Posted by: ButchM at October 9, 2006 5:26 PMWhat the hell are YOU doing here? The free coffee is only for my department!
#41. Posted by: ButchM at October 9, 2006 5:28 PM"WHAT!?!?! Our Coffee's No Good?!?!?!?!"
#42. Posted by: middies at October 9, 2006 6:07 PMYou had me at HELLO!
#43. Posted by: sara at October 9, 2006 6:42 PM
"Damnit Jack! This is the 26th year in a row you've failed Sunday School! GET SOME FAITH!"
According to ROBERTS RULES OF ORDER, I would like to CALL THE VOTE:
I vote for Sillygirl0630:
Damn it, Jack, Meredith is already dating McDreamy! JUST LET IT GO!
A true TV junkie quote.
#45. Posted by: David at October 9, 2006 9:56 PMNot all Dr. Shepard's can be McDreamy's!!!!!
#46. Posted by: nina at October 9, 2006 11:29 PMYeah, you heard me Jack, Grey's Anatomy sucks!
#47. Posted by: Greg at October 10, 2006 1:11 AMMy vote goes to:
Dad, I think you have some Arzt in your teeth.
-- Posted by: hookedonlost
Ok---Here's the real bad news, I will be dead soon and you will be a castaway on an island in the South Pacific---so there.
#49. Posted by: boogie at October 10, 2006 9:53 AM@David-
Thanks "brotha"...Yup- I'm a TV junkie, and love that you called me on it!
nothing u say is going to make me wanna drink....... ( except running into me like a freight train )
hey i am back in season three, eat your heart out shannon. hahahaha
#52. Posted by: roshan at October 10, 2006 12:08 PMDad how many times do i have to tell you to trim your nasal hair
#53. Posted by: roshan at October 10, 2006 12:10 PMlets be reasonable, there is alot of sarah to go around.
#54. Posted by: roshan at October 10, 2006 12:14 PMAhhhh I vant to suck your blud
#55. Posted by: lost_me at October 10, 2006 12:53 PM....Duck Season!
#56. Posted by: SonnyESQ at October 10, 2006 2:12 PMNow Lion face...grrr...now Lemon face...awww.
#57. Posted by: Rip at October 10, 2006 2:13 PMLook how much my hand is shaking! I need a drink!
#58. Posted by: PiecesofArzt at October 10, 2006 3:29 PMFor the last time, my name is not BILL!
#59. Posted by: MissT at October 10, 2006 3:56 PMand that's why I'm a Libertarian, Jack!
SonnyESQ has my vote with:
....Duck Season!
"Wazzzzzaaaaappp?!?!?!?"
#62. Posted by: gino at October 10, 2006 10:21 PMLook Jack... how many times must we go through this Im taller!!! Jesus.... I need a drink
#63. Posted by: Sharon at October 10, 2006 10:45 PM"Damn it Dad! I'm a doctor, not a dentist!"
#64. Posted by: Jonathan Rascher at October 10, 2006 11:27 PM"Why cant you be more like Sawyer. Use whats in your pants son.Put the tool to use damn it."
#65. Posted by: DharmaBOY at October 11, 2006 9:00 AMLOL @ Rip. Can't go wrong with a Kevin Smith reference.
#66. Posted by: Plasternaff at October 11, 2006 1:44 PMWABBIT SEASON!
#67. Posted by: Cecil Rose at October 11, 2006 1:56 PMHouse says it's Schneckmeier's Syndome, and that's that!
#68. Posted by: Cecil Rose at October 11, 2006 1:58 PMSon, I can't WAIT for this day comes back to haunt you in a flashback!!!
#69. Posted by: CGB3 at October 11, 2006 3:02 PMMy vote's for Duck Season!!!!!!
mighty fine work there SonnyESQ
#70. Posted by: middies at October 11, 2006 5:07 PMI want suger in my coffe!
-Jack's Father.....
Phew, you don't need it you need a tick tack!
-Jack
"Fortunately, Jack had a willing participant to assist his foray into throat doctor-dom."
#72. Posted by: Scottie at October 12, 2006 2:44 AMYOU CAN"T HANDLE THE TRUTH
"we're gonna need a bigger boat"
#73. Posted by: thinng at October 12, 2006 4:37 AMObi-Locke never told you what happened to your father..
He told me you killed my father...
Jack.. I AM your father!!
Nooooooo... that's impossible.. You're sleeping with my wife!
Search your feelings young Spinefixer, you know this to be true...
Nooooooooooooooo!!!!
#74. Posted by: Vacc at October 12, 2006 7:28 AMI AM the alfa-male!
#75. Posted by: Mj at October 12, 2006 8:39 AMHello, I’m a Mac. AND I’M A PC, DAMMIT! I’VE GOT OVER 80-PERCENT OF THE MARKET SHARE SO QUIT TRYING TO TAKE THAT AWAY FROM ME WITH YOUR CUTESY CLAIMS OF CONNECTIVITY AND IMPERVIOUSNESS TO VIRUSES. THIS IS AMERICA. PEOPLE ARE USED TO WAGING AN UP-HILL BATTLE TO GET WHAT THEY WANT. LIFE ISN’T SUPPOSED TO BE EASY OR CONVENIENT OR TO WORK SMOOTHLY. SO GET OFF YOUR SOAP BOX AND BE HAPPY WITH YOUR LITTLE CULT FOLLOWING IN CUPERTINO AND BE QUIET!
#76. Posted by: desertrat at October 12, 2006 9:09 AM"God Dammit I told you what would happen the next time you brought me decaf instead of regular. Now you have to walk to Brookland and get me a bagel.
#77. Posted by: Cory at October 12, 2006 10:08 AMChristian: "KISS ME!"
Jack: "NO!"
Dick York was NOT better than Dick Sargent!
#79. Posted by: ransomjackson at October 12, 2006 10:42 AMA game of musical chairs goes awry.
#80. Posted by: lost_me at October 12, 2006 11:19 AMI SAID I WANTED A BUD LIGHT!!!
#81. Posted by: Kalico at October 12, 2006 11:32 AMJACK: IT'S AN ORAL THERMOMETER!!!
DAD: IT'S A RECTAL THERMOMETER!!!
Old man, don't threaten me with that shimmering hand.
Don't get paranoid blueboy, i'm just wiping my bum with the tablecloth.
"OK, now this is my impression of a rapid gorilla."
(Or insert sounds of barbershop quartet warming up here.)
#84. Posted by: Trinity at October 12, 2006 11:58 AMI said...BEER ME!
#85. Posted by: uberblogger at October 12, 2006 12:44 PMEwwww, you used your tongue that time!
#86. Posted by: Ronny B at October 12, 2006 1:39 PMDammit, you said our clothes should match the table cloth!
#87. Posted by: Ronny B at October 12, 2006 1:41 PMYou're damned right I'm pissed that Mac hasn't reviewed yesterday's episode yet!!!
#88. Posted by: Ronny B at October 12, 2006 1:42 PMDamn you, Jack! Don't you realize I'm Hawk the Slayer and Jack Palance has nothing on me!
(How's that for an obscure reference?)
#89. Posted by: Connie at October 12, 2006 1:42 PMJeremiah was a bullfrog!
Anything you can do, I can do better!
#91. Posted by: chimowicz at October 12, 2006 1:57 PMAnsomjackson - absolutely hysterical! Well done!
#92. Posted by: hookedonlost at October 12, 2006 3:15 PM"The TWELTH step is not start a fight at the AA Meeting!!"
#93. Posted by: Matt at October 12, 2006 10:27 PM"Yes, your breath is minty fresh."
#94. Posted by: BELost at October 13, 2006 10:09 AM"He was OUT!"
"No, he was SAFE!" Out! Safe! Out. Safe!
Don't be a wimp, your plane won't CRASH!
#96. Posted by: baby_girl1 at October 13, 2006 1:49 PMCavemen! Astronauts!! Cavemen!! Astronauts!
"Yes Jack, that's right! And one more time for the record.....The Detroit Tigers ARE going to the World Series. So get those darn White Sox out of your head right this moment! And this is NO flashback, I am Alive!"
#98. Posted by: deb at October 14, 2006 10:29 PM"What is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?"
#99. Posted by: lyndak at October 16, 2006 9:43 PMCandy is dandy, but liquor is quicker
#100. Posted by: IsMacSingle?? at October 18, 2006 1:22 PMLET'S HUG IT OUT BITCH!
#101. Posted by: Brent at October 18, 2006 2:36 PMI use Crest and my breath is MINTY FRESH, Jack! MINTY FRESH!!!
#102. Posted by: forever_lost at October 26, 2006 9:56 PMYes I meant what I said! All work and no play makes Jack a DULL BOY!!!
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"Do I have something in my teeth?"
#1. Posted by: mac at October 8, 2006 9:08 PM