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Lost Caption: Boone Takes Locke for a Spin

In this week's edition of The Lost Caption, Locke goes for a drug-fueled joyride with his old Padawan, Boone.

Post your caption(s) through the comments mechanism at the bottom of the page:

Locke and Boone in Further Instructions

"Professor? Please stop reading the underage girls' mind."

#1. Posted by: nina at October 22, 2006 8:50 PM

"Is it cold in here?"

#2. Posted by: mac at October 22, 2006 9:11 PM

Charles Xavier immediatly realized he wasn't in Kansas anymore.

#3. Posted by: Greg at October 22, 2006 9:20 PM

Locke: Push me over there by the stairs.
Boone: Those aren't stairs.
Locke: I mean elevator.
Boone: Wrong again.
Locke: Whatever, just dump me over there. I've got a hunch people will talk about this for days.

#4. Posted by: lloyd dobler at October 22, 2006 10:12 PM

Did we miss the "No Shirts" posting on the way in?

#5. Posted by: horatiofrog at October 22, 2006 10:21 PM

Boone: "Dude, no way I'm pushing your nipped out, shirtless ass around this airport, plus I'm quite certain you've got a load in your pants"

Locke: "Don't tell me what I can't do!"

#6. Posted by: Diggler at October 22, 2006 11:03 PM

Locke - "Yup.... A real massage doesn't require any fancy lubes and whatnot. But can I ask you about the Happy Ending?"

#7. Posted by: Shikotee at October 23, 2006 1:00 AM

LOU: Excuse me... yes. My friend Andy needs a little help getting on to the plane. We did try it last time, but it was a real cuffufle. We just need someone to help lift the chair and...

(Meanwhile, behind Lou's back, Andy gets out of the chair and runs up and down the escalators. He sits back down as Lou turns round)

LOU: Righty then, we're all ready to get on the plane!

ANDY: I don't like it.

#8. Posted by: Danny at October 23, 2006 1:58 AM

You're almost at the spot, closer, closer....ahhhh, that's it.

#9. Posted by: meg at October 23, 2006 8:34 AM

And I was talking about a massage! You dirty minded people!! :) lol

#10. Posted by: meg at October 23, 2006 8:35 AM

Boone: John, be happy I'm doing this for you, because there's no way I'd do this for Shannon, the clueless, stuck-up, high-maintenance wench.

#11. Posted by: tropichunt.com guy at October 23, 2006 9:09 AM

Boone (dead) and Locke (parapelgic who is able to walk on the island but not in dreams) spot the shark across the room-- ready to jump?

#12. Posted by: anon at October 23, 2006 9:37 AM

Locke (after having removed his shirt while in the bathroom, and still disoriented after staring at 3-D pictures looking for dolphins and swans) once again attempts to realize his dream of the first Lost spin-off - The New Ironside co-starring Ian Somerhalder as Daniel "Boone" Street, the illegitimate offspring of Paul Drake and Betty Street, unintentionally mixing up two of Raymond Burr's TV shows.

#13. Posted by: ransomjackson at October 23, 2006 9:41 AM

Excuse me miss, could you help my friend and me find my shirt? It seems to be LOST.

#14. Posted by: Jason at October 23, 2006 10:01 AM

...Now I can understand why Raymond Burr kept his shirt on...

#15. Posted by: SonnyESQ at October 23, 2006 10:50 AM

Locke: "Are you sure this is a good look for me? I seriously need to get laid..."

Boone: "Relax. Let the student instruct the master for a change."

#16. Posted by: BELost at October 23, 2006 12:00 PM

LOCKE: I appreciate you taking me to the National Geographic store, Boone, but was it really necessary for me to take my shirt off before we came in?

- OR -

GIRL IN CORNER OF PHOTO: Oh my GAWD! And I thought MINE were pointy...

#17. Posted by: tropichunt.com guyâ„¢ at October 23, 2006 12:30 PM

@Lloyd Dobler = Funny one!

This just in: New casting for Grey's Anatomy has Ian Somerhadler in the role of Dr. McCreepy.

#18. Posted by: Sillygirl0630 at October 23, 2006 12:34 PM

Save a horse, ride a wheelchair.

#19. Posted by: Shannon at October 23, 2006 1:09 PM

That strip/cavity search by the TSA was brutal. If I could stand up, I wouldn't be able to sit down for a week.

#20. Posted by: Russ at October 23, 2006 1:32 PM

John: If I wasn't in this chair...

Boone: But ya ARE in that chair John ya are!

#21. Posted by: Chimowicz at October 23, 2006 2:15 PM

Locke: "Hey ladies! No shoes, no shirt, no waiting line for wheelchair rides! Bwahahaha, snort"

#22. Posted by: Gregor at October 23, 2006 2:18 PM

With no feeling below the waist Locke started to wonder if "He smelt it" had he "Dealt it".

#23. Posted by: Mr. Grimm at October 23, 2006 3:28 PM

No bitch! We aren't the Everly Brothers - and I never heard of the song, "All I Have to do is Dream!"

#24. Posted by: ButchM at October 23, 2006 5:32 PM

This bald-headed sob pushing me stole my toupee!

#25. Posted by: ButchM at October 23, 2006 5:35 PM

Mr. Clean gets rid of dirt and grime
And grease in just a minute
Mr. Clean will clean your whole house
And everything that's in it
Mr. Clean, Mr. Clean, Mr. Clean

#26. Posted by: ButchM at October 23, 2006 5:36 PM

Excuse me miss - have you seen mac? How about Mr. Grimm or meg or hookedonlost or whitmore or Shikotee or Sillygirl0630 or nina or Greg or diggler?

No! Then they must be LOST!

#27. Posted by: ButchM at October 23, 2006 5:48 PM

Locke: Boone, what's the hardest thing about eating vegetables?

Boone: That would be the Wheelchair.

(If that's bad taste, please let me know. )

#28. Posted by: patboone at October 23, 2006 5:58 PM

@patboone

i dont get it......

#29. Posted by: lostme at October 23, 2006 9:46 PM

@patboone

i get it now.... locke is the vegetable right? you'd have to go thru the wheelchair to ....ok i got it

#30. Posted by: lostme at October 23, 2006 9:49 PM

BOONE: Hey, wait! You tricked me! The "Make-A-Wish" Foundation is for kids, not old geezers like you!

LOCKE: Shut up and keep pushing.

#31. Posted by: tropichunt.com guyâ„¢ at October 24, 2006 7:03 AM

"Hey, I'm just following the new bomb laws, if I don't have a shirt they won't think that I have a bomb."

#32. Posted by: Phillip at October 24, 2006 7:26 AM

"Excuse me Miss, do you know where Applebee's is?"

-----------------

"What? Haven't you ever seen a dead guy push a half naked bald guy in a wheelchair before? Geez. People are so rude."

#33. Posted by: Mediaboy at October 24, 2006 9:27 AM

Worst...Chippendale's...Ever!

#34. Posted by: PiecesofArzt at October 24, 2006 10:42 AM

Girl in photo: (eeerie whisper) "I see dead people"
Bruce Willis: (in wheelchair) "Do you see them now?"
Boone: (to girl) "Shhhhh.. he's not supposed to find out that he's dead too untill the end of season 5"

#35. Posted by: vacc at October 24, 2006 2:52 PM

One of these people is having the BEST WEEK EVER!

#36. Posted by: Mediaboy at October 24, 2006 4:19 PM

On the next episode of "Pimp My Mind"...

#37. Posted by: mediaboy at October 24, 2006 4:20 PM

LMAO MediaBoy .. now that is funny ! Pimp my mind LMAO

#38. Posted by: lost_me at October 25, 2006 10:15 AM

"Trust Me John, Nipple Piercings Don't Hurt At All"

#39. Posted by: Kalico at October 25, 2006 10:55 AM

I wanna know something. Why is his hair so much longer than when he died? I mean it almost makes you think that he hasn't been dead ... or just a mistake by producers who didn't catch the few inch addage.

#40. Posted by: Journowvu at October 25, 2006 11:40 AM

JOHN: Boone! Did you just cut one?

#41. Posted by: Batteries Included at October 25, 2006 6:41 PM

Locke: Ummm...Where's my shirt and where are we going?

Boone: Just wait and see, I have a fetish for perapelegics ;)

Locke: :|

Boone: You're so sexy Locke.

#42. Posted by: Ross Millen at October 25, 2006 10:20 PM

Hey, I'm Phil from Perth, Australia, and I was wondering what day the reviews are posted.

#43. Posted by: Phillip at October 26, 2006 5:56 AM

@Phil from Perth
They go on around noon US Central Time.
That should be around 1am your time.

#44. Posted by: PiecesofArzt at October 26, 2006 9:33 AM

@ Journowvu

I thought I read once that after you die, your hair and nails keep growing for a little while. Not sure how long though and I could be mistaken.

#45. Posted by: ydnewc1 at October 26, 2006 11:37 AM

I'm too sexy for my shirt too sexy for my shirt
So sexy it hurts

#46. Posted by: ransomjackson at October 26, 2006 12:02 PM

This sonic transducer, it is I suppose some kind of audio-vibratory-physio-molecular transport device?

#47. Posted by: Deep Cover at October 26, 2006 12:21 PM

We've got to get out of this trap! Before this... decadence... saps our wills. I've got to be strong, und try to... hang on! Or else, my mind may well *snap*! Und my life... will be lived... for ze *thrills*!

#48. Posted by: Deep Cover at October 26, 2006 12:27 PM

Locke: What IS that alluring fragrance you're wearing, Boone?

Boon: Ode de Undead. I bought it in Duty Free.

#49. Posted by: Illusivemuse at October 26, 2006 12:41 PM

Boone! We're in AUSTRALIA! It's not natural here to be shirtless in an airport!

#50. Posted by: forever_lost at October 26, 2006 1:27 PM

@Deep Cover: Great Scott! lol

#51. Posted by: vacc at October 26, 2006 1:33 PM

I'm sorry I ruined your Island party Lieutenant Dan.

#52. Posted by: Loop at October 26, 2006 3:42 PM

I'm sorry I ruined your Island party Lieutenant Dan.

#53. Posted by: Loop at October 26, 2006 3:43 PM

:throws roll of toilet paper at vacc:

#54. Posted by: Deep Cover at October 26, 2006 4:18 PM

Trust me, Gramps. You'll love it here at Shady Pines.

#55. Posted by: Jason at November 19, 2006 12:15 AM

hey.....you rock....i love you guys!!!!!!!!!!!

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