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Lost Caption: Sawyer Gets a Beat Down

In this week's edition of The Lost Caption, Sawyer gets the snot beat out of him while Kate offers a feeble defense (thanks Kate, big help).

Post your caption(s) through the comments mechanism at the bottom of the page:

Kate, Sawyer and Pickett in Every Man for Himself

"Who ... does ... number two .. work for?!"

#1. Posted by: mac at October 29, 2006 7:48 PM

Kate and Sawyer, being used to this kind of scenario, play along until the Pala Ferry Sherrif's Department shows up, being showcased this week on COPS.

#2. Posted by: Illusivemuse at October 29, 2006 8:03 PM

Sawyer: Anything you put in my mouth, you're gonna lose

Pickett: You do that, I'll put 8 inches of steel in your ear

Kate: um...hello, I'll do it!

#3. Posted by: Diggler at October 29, 2006 9:53 PM

"Stop! ... in the name of love ..."

I liked the "number 2" bit... how about an obscure ST:TNG ref:

"THERE ARE ... FOUR .... LIGHTS!"

Namaste
BH

#4. Posted by: biohazard at October 29, 2006 10:52 PM

Show me the money!!!!!

#5. Posted by: Mj at October 30, 2006 8:49 AM

You know what Pick! The tropical blue sky really brings out the hazel in your eyes.

#6. Posted by: DJazz at October 30, 2006 9:12 AM

Looks like Sawyer "PICK"ed the wrong guy to fight.

#7. Posted by: DJazz at October 30, 2006 9:16 AM

I told you not to go there! I told you not to go there!

(Lou - Anger Management)

#8. Posted by: MainMor at October 30, 2006 9:18 AM

(Kate:) Now boys, just talk to the hand...

#9. Posted by: Sue-Z-Lost at October 30, 2006 10:31 AM

Kate: Okay okay…I'll try your new Dharma detergent. If it really does get out grass and blood and pit stains, I'll wear the teddy with the spaghetti straps. But I'm NOT washing Sawyer's poo poo undies…that Dharma toilet paper is like John Wayne…it don't take no crap off o' nobody!

#10. Posted by: ransomjackson at October 30, 2006 10:54 AM

".. And I'm Not Going To Pay A Lot for My Muffler!"

#11. Posted by: Kalico at October 30, 2006 11:04 AM

'is it safe?'

#12. Posted by: lostatwork at October 30, 2006 11:37 AM

"STOP RIGHT THERE!....Before you go any further, do you love me? Will you love me forever? Do you need me? Will you ever leave me? Will you make me so happy for the rest of my life? Will you take me away, will you make me your wife? I GOTTA KNOW RIGHT NOW! Before we go any further do you love me? Will you love me forever?!?"

#13. Posted by: Sillygirl0630 at October 30, 2006 12:46 PM

Just give me a moment, and I'll be done blowing up my Sawyer doll... THEN you can fist him.

#14. Posted by: Yikes at October 30, 2006 1:49 PM

When Sawyer's watch signals that his heart has stopped, Pickett demonstrates a trick he learnt from The Matrix.

#15. Posted by: Danny at October 30, 2006 2:13 PM

Danny: Tastes Great.
Sawyer: Less Filling.

Danny: TASTES GREAT.
Sawyer: LESS FILLING.

Danny: TASTES GREAT! (BAM!)
Sawyer: LESS FILLING! (OUCH!)

Danny: TASTES GREAT!!!! (PUMMEL PUMMEL PUMMEL!!!)
Sawyer: LESS FIL.... AAAAHHHHGGGG!

Danny: TASTES GREAT! (POW!) TASTES GREAT! (POW!) TASTES GREAT! (POW!)

Kate: Are we still talking about beer?

#16. Posted by: JoePike at October 30, 2006 2:19 PM

"How many lumps do you want?"

(Kate, not knowing the response is supposed to be, 'oh, three or four', mistakingly signals for 5 lumps, much to Sawyer's chagrin).

#17. Posted by: SonnyESQ at October 30, 2006 2:47 PM

sawyer demonstrates that he is in fact, built "ford" tough.

#18. Posted by: mediaboy at October 30, 2006 2:55 PM

now punch my hand as hard as you can. i promise i won't move it out of the way.

#19. Posted by: mediaboy at October 30, 2006 2:57 PM

How about an old Abbott & Costello reference:

NIAGRA FALLS ! ! ! ! Sloooowly I turned, step by step, inch by inch . . .

#20. Posted by: Mr. Grimm at October 30, 2006 3:46 PM

Kate: Please stop, Yes, Yes, Prell does make his hair smell better and gives it great body.

#21. Posted by: Mr. Grimm at October 30, 2006 3:48 PM

"Can You Hear Me NOW?"

#22. Posted by: Maxlife at October 30, 2006 5:13 PM

Goodnight, John-Boy!!!

#23. Posted by: ButchM at October 30, 2006 5:45 PM

Escalator, escalator! It was an ESCALATOR!! IWAE, dammit!

#24. Posted by: ButchM at October 30, 2006 5:48 PM

Stop - - in the name of love!

#25. Posted by: ButchM at October 30, 2006 5:51 PM

I'm gonna rattle your cage!

#26. Posted by: ButchM at October 30, 2006 6:20 PM

I said i wanted 2 sugars in my Grande Dharma Latte.......

#27. Posted by: D. Jazz at October 30, 2006 8:22 PM

So... is this shirt 100% cotton?

#28. Posted by: D. Jazz at October 30, 2006 8:23 PM

Ok, this one's so lame, it's got to end quickly: SO, according to ROBERTS RULES OF ORDER, I call the vote:

I vote: "Tastes Good Less Filling"

Any takers?

#29. Posted by: Davidrh at October 30, 2006 10:09 PM

Pickett: DO YOU LOVE HIM?

Kate: YES! But you're NOT getting any of my BUD LIGHT!

#30. Posted by: Illusivemuse at October 30, 2006 10:19 PM

"Mom... Stay out of this! I warned him to never borrow my clothes without asking me first! Oh Crap... now I've gone and ripped my favourite shirt"

#31. Posted by: Shikotee at October 31, 2006 12:10 AM

I agree with BioHazard.

Stop...In the name of love!

#32. Posted by: LostExposed.com at October 31, 2006 1:22 AM

"Hey I was peeking at freckels, I didn't mean much"

Just a question, If there are 2 islands, how come Desmond didn't see it when was sailing around the island? and what about roussoue(the french chick)

#33. Posted by: Phillip at October 31, 2006 4:37 AM

No Wire Hangers allowed in the cages!

#34. Posted by: Chimowicz at October 31, 2006 9:37 AM

comments were really weak this go around because this picture just wasn't good for them. i call a vote for mac to put up another picture although it is a little late considering the new episode is tomorrow...... alright tastes great less filling has my vote.

#35. Posted by: JAC at October 31, 2006 9:55 AM

LOL ... I love how this has suddenly become Parliament ;)

Sometimes the pictures work, sometimes they don't. We'll have another installment early next week, and hopefully the pool of photos will catalyze the smart-assedness. -- mac

#36. Posted by: mac at October 31, 2006 10:01 AM

ah yes, smart-assedness. not to be confused of course with wise-assedness, dumb-assedness or the electric kool-aid acid test.

#37. Posted by: mediaboy at October 31, 2006 10:18 AM

Hey! Hold on a minute, Mediaboy - I resemble that remark!


(Wait a minute! Mac? Parliment?
Have we all become Canadians here?!?)

I think I'm on the wrong island.

I'll leave now . . . .

#38. Posted by: davidrh at October 31, 2006 11:43 AM

Sawyer: Alright, my name's Toby, dammit.

#39. Posted by: James at October 31, 2006 12:11 PM

JABBA!!!! (Punch)
STAY PUFT!!!! (Punch)
LARDO!!!!! (Punch)
PILLSBURY!!! (Punch)
RERUN!!! (Punch)
DEEP DISH!!! (Punch)
HUGE "O" !!! (Punch)
okay, made that last one up..

#40. Posted by: vacc at October 31, 2006 12:11 PM

Can you hear me now?

#41. Posted by: RC at October 31, 2006 12:21 PM

You'll watch those stinkin commercials and you will love them, dammit!

#42. Posted by: RC at October 31, 2006 12:26 PM

Kate: In the name of Jesus Christ our Almighty Savior I CAST these demons out of this man!

Can I get an AMEN??!!!

#43. Posted by: Burger at October 31, 2006 12:34 PM

I vote for Yikes' comment! (Partly because I want a Sawyer blow-up doll of my own) ;)

#44. Posted by: Trinity at October 31, 2006 1:42 PM

(Sawyer)
Ok.Ok. I give up... the combination to my locker is 4 - 8 - 15 - 16 - 23 - 42

(Pickett)
What a coincidence, I have the same combination on my luggage.

(Kate)
Jeeez. I have change my computer
password....

#45. Posted by: DJazz at October 31, 2006 2:33 PM

WAIT! His hair DOES smell like Essence du'Conman!!!

#46. Posted by: nina at October 31, 2006 3:06 PM

The winner has to be the entry from

@ James, which was

Alright, my name's Toby, dammit.

@ Djazz - yours was very good too.

#47. Posted by: ButchM at October 31, 2006 4:05 PM

This one's for my wife! This one too! This one too! This one too! This one.... oh, I give up. I just wanted to beat you up. Looks like we'll have to go back to anger management classes every day.

#48. Posted by: forever_lost at October 31, 2006 5:32 PM

I thought you meant Parliament as in George Clinton and the P Funk All Stars.....

#49. Posted by: Vikki at October 31, 2006 6:14 PM

Kate: Not in the Face! NOT IN THE FACE!!!

#50. Posted by: Gregor at October 31, 2006 7:28 PM

Before you hit him, just feel the softness of my new dish soap.

#51. Posted by: meg at November 1, 2006 11:16 AM

Oh, I'll take one of those blow up dolls as well...:)

#52. Posted by: meg at November 1, 2006 11:20 AM

Head or gut?

/obscure?

#53. Posted by: PiecesofArzt at November 1, 2006 1:23 PM

@PiecesofArzt

re. "Head or gut"

Last Boy Scout?

#54. Posted by: ransomjackson at November 1, 2006 2:45 PM

Correct!

#55. Posted by: PiecesoArzt at November 1, 2006 3:31 PM

Michael Jackson will do a crazy dance to stop the fight...

"we're gonna need a bigger boat"

#56. Posted by: thinng at November 1, 2006 6:17 PM

(Kate) This is worse than the time Jack beat Charlie to life....

#57. Posted by: middies at November 1, 2006 7:54 PM

ow

#58. Posted by: ellie at November 2, 2006 2:38 AM

Pickett: Are you saying that Elizabeth, that has just cost my wive, is your best boat? We need a bigger boat, damn it!

#59. Posted by: vazirani at November 5, 2006 1:51 PM

reverse home mortgage

#60. Posted by: reverse home mortgage at November 7, 2006 5:24 AM

Kate and Sawyer unwittedly ask for extra towels at the worst Holiday Inn Express ever.

#61. Posted by: Jason at November 19, 2006 12:26 AM

Danny: Hey Kate how many punches do you think it will take to knock him out?

Kate: Wait, let me kiss his head for good luck and I'll tell ya.

Kate: 5!

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