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Lost Caption: Jack Gets Bossy

In this week's edition of The Lost Caption, Jack gestures with self-righteous fervor.

Post your caption(s) through the comments area at the bottom of the page:

Jack and Juliet in I Do

"You put your right hand in...you put your right hand out...you put your right hand in and you shake it all about..."

#1. Posted by: Sillygirl0630 at November 14, 2006 3:49 PM

Now this is what I call "Protected Sex!"

#2. Posted by: ransomjackson at November 14, 2006 4:03 PM

"Here's a good one... pull my finger!"

#3. Posted by: Trent at November 14, 2006 4:04 PM

Jack:You've something on youre shirt...

Juliet:Where?

Jack:Right there!
(Jack hits Juliets nose)

#4. Posted by: Kaseygirl at November 14, 2006 4:30 PM

You SO owe me another cheeseburger for this

#5. Posted by: BunnyLover at November 14, 2006 4:45 PM

"Did that feather come with the hat or did you screw the bird for it."

#6. Posted by: ButchM at November 14, 2006 5:36 PM

Jack: "... and I want *American* cheese next time, *not Cheddar*!"

#7. Posted by: Jonathan Rascher at November 14, 2006 5:36 PM


Life is full of choices. Sometimes you make the good ones, and sometimes you have to kill all the witnesses.

#8. Posted by: ButchM at November 14, 2006 5:37 PM

Silly girl!!!!!

#9. Posted by: ButchM at November 14, 2006 5:39 PM

Jack uses his keen powers of telekinesis through the "finger of power" to freeze the unsuspecting Juliet.

#10. Posted by: Jason at November 14, 2006 5:41 PM

Jack: Oh yeah... well, you're just jealous because of my mad Ben-negotiating skills.

Juliette: You're in here doing surgery on him. That's not negotiating, that's ignoring all of my warnings about killing Ben and how dangerous he is! He LEFT ME!!!

Ben: NOT EVEN WHEN I'M UNCONCSIOUS, JULIETTE!!!!

#11. Posted by: forever_lost at November 14, 2006 6:10 PM

JACK: "Age before beauty, Juliette. You go first."

#12. Posted by: Gatorgal at November 14, 2006 6:42 PM

"Ben's is only THIS big!!"

#13. Posted by: LostMom911 at November 14, 2006 6:46 PM

Paging Dr. Howard, Dr. Fine, Dr. Howard!

(Casting my vote for Trent's "Pull my finger...")

#14. Posted by: ransomjackson at November 14, 2006 6:47 PM

You make one more Dr. McDreamy joke and i am so outta here...

#15. Posted by: mediaboy at November 14, 2006 7:20 PM

"Keep It Up ...and I'll put a pacemaker in you!"

#16. Posted by: Green at November 14, 2006 8:15 PM

"Got Your Nose"

#17. Posted by: Green at November 14, 2006 8:20 PM

"Run.. Go find Mac! Tell him that he is needed here STAT... Hurry!"

#18. Posted by: Green at November 14, 2006 8:34 PM

Juliet: You were supposed to remove his TUMOR, not his !@%#$ (insert name of favorite organ)!

Jack: I told you, I'm NOT a surgeon, I'm a Repo Man! You know, when people don't pay their insurance premiums I go in and collect their vital organs. I'm a people person so I really love it.

Juliet: Well, I'm not a surgeon either... I'm a proctologist.

Jack: hmmmm.. With friends like that, who needs enemas?

#19. Posted by: vacc at November 14, 2006 8:40 PM

Hey! I'm serious. I totally coulda kicked Scott Wolf's ass!

#20. Posted by: mediaboy at November 14, 2006 10:33 PM

Where are the Junior Mints?

#21. Posted by: Greg at November 14, 2006 11:15 PM

ONE ... singular sensation. Every little step you take ...

#22. Posted by: shannon at November 15, 2006 8:15 AM

I told you when I agreed to do the surgery-

I'm shirts, YOU'RE skins!

#23. Posted by: JoePike at November 15, 2006 8:16 AM

Juliette: Oooh. Lookie ...

Jack: Hey! No peeking!

#24. Posted by: 4ever_Lost at November 15, 2006 8:25 AM

I told you..I wake up everyday, and it's the same day, but different things happen. what don't you get?!

#25. Posted by: mediaboy at November 15, 2006 8:31 AM

Need I remind you that YOU picked the color for these walls...

#26. Posted by: SonnyESQ at November 15, 2006 8:47 AM

"Get-R-Done!!"

#27. Posted by: Deep Cover at November 15, 2006 9:48 AM

I don't have anything worth adding, but I do want to cast a couple of votes...

Sillygirl - AWESOME!!

Greg - Loved the Seinfeld reference!!

#28. Posted by: hookedonlost at November 15, 2006 12:41 PM

JACK: You got a bit of red on you.

- or -

JACK: You got a piece of..um..Arzt...on you...

#29. Posted by: tropichunt.com guy at November 15, 2006 2:07 PM

Jack: "Every minute you don't tell us why we're here, I cut off a finger!"

Juliet: "His or your?"

Jack: "His!"

Juliet "Damn"

#30. Posted by: diggler at November 15, 2006 3:32 PM

"Seeeeee....I told you these masks would cover up the smell of my farts."

#31. Posted by: Mhausen11 at November 15, 2006 3:50 PM

My vote goes for mediaboy; best cap evar. ^.^

#32. Posted by: cJw at November 15, 2006 4:13 PM

"Look I said wait three months (Jack then puts his finger down and turns around saying), then you will know nothing about everything"

Obvious joke towards lost writers about how they never tell the viewers anything anymore. Even after we wait until the premier.

#33. Posted by: Mike D at November 15, 2006 4:19 PM

I'm cruuuushing youre head!

#34. Posted by: Kaseygirl at November 15, 2006 4:23 PM

snap yo fingas!
then a rock with it!

for people who dont listen to rap, its a song...

#35. Posted by: Kaseygirl at November 15, 2006 4:28 PM

Dont make me snap my fingers in a z formation!

#36. Posted by: kaseygirl at November 15, 2006 4:34 PM

"Hey!" snap "Hey!" snap.... "The surgery is over here. F'n blondes."

Mike D you know if you have to explain the joke its probably not that funny right?

JAC

#37. Posted by: JAC at November 15, 2006 4:35 PM

JAC, you know that I could care less and that im tired of hearing everyone complain about the show, right?

#38. Posted by: Mike D at November 15, 2006 4:38 PM

And Juliet, you can tell the producers and the directors that I could care less and that im tired of hearing everyone complain about the show, right?

(a tip o the hat to Mike D)

#39. Posted by: ButchM at November 15, 2006 5:14 PM

... from now on, you'll call me DOCTOR Jack!!!

#40. Posted by: argonauta at November 15, 2006 7:23 PM

Jack uses the Jedi Mind Trick. . .

"You will bring me a t-bone steak and DVDs of CSI."

#41. Posted by: Sean at November 15, 2006 7:57 PM

@ Kaseygirl

My votes for you!

I don't know why I think thats funny, but I do.

#42. Posted by: Tailie at November 15, 2006 8:28 PM

Hey! I remember you! Didnt I marry you once?

#43. Posted by: Naz at November 15, 2006 9:19 PM

Jack: Does this smock make me look fat? That burger made me feel so bloated...

#44. Posted by: nina at November 15, 2006 11:41 PM

Hold up.
Yo, answer this question:

Are you a virgin?

#45. Posted by: E Double at November 16, 2006 12:21 AM

I'm a doctor not a miracle worker!

#46. Posted by: Pieces of Arzt at November 16, 2006 8:21 AM

I need one of those, what do you call it? Oh, yeah, scalpel! What? Did I stay at a Holiday Inn last night?

#47. Posted by: PiecesofArzt at November 16, 2006 8:23 AM

::in Arnold accent::

"It's not a tumor!!"

#48. Posted by: Wrathbringer at November 16, 2006 9:49 AM

@Mike D
who's complaining about the show? I think its great and I can't wait for it to come back. The only people who are complaining are the ones who are so impatient they can't let a story unfold at its own natural rate. Some people expected the show to come back and explain every mystery in the first 6 episodes. When you read a good mystery novel or watch a great mystery movie the big twist and climax usually comes at the end. I think alot of people are forgetting that because its TV. They have alot more time to develop the story. I for one can wait. I was just giving you a hard time. Nothing personal. My joke wasn't really any better.
JAC

#49. Posted by: JAC at November 16, 2006 10:21 AM

My vote goes to
LostMom911
or
Sillygirl0630
Both made me laugh!

#50. Posted by: JO at November 16, 2006 12:13 PM

you! push ben off the table and get up there, we are gonna take care of some unfinished business!!

#51. Posted by: mdc at November 16, 2006 12:46 PM

I want YOU to operate on this bastard!

#52. Posted by: Mr. Cube at November 16, 2006 12:53 PM

My rewrite of the Romeo & Juliet love sonnet :

Jack: If I profane with unworthy finger

This evil spine, the gentle sin is this,

My scalpel, gauze and forceps will linger

To suture up Ben's kidney with a stitch.

Juliet: Good surgeon, my home video you watched

Whilst mannerly deceptive words were shown.

It helps all if this surgery gets botched,

And won't cost Mike his job - he'll play Ben's Clone.

Jack: Have not ye heard of hippoctaric oath?

Juliet: Ay, pilgrim, thou hast vowed to do no harm.

Jack: Then I must remove this tumerous growth,

Though I would rejoice if Benry buys the farm.

Juliet: If thou art sued, I'll find thee a good lawyer.

Jack: And do to me what Kate hast done to Sawyer?

#53. Posted by: vacc at November 16, 2006 3:29 PM

wayyyyy too much time on your hands man.

good though

#54. Posted by: nina at November 16, 2006 9:43 PM

These were so great this week, I can't even come up with anything even halfway comparable! You all are awesome!

@Trent - funny!

#55. Posted by: meg at November 17, 2006 1:45 PM

I don’t care how expensive your health plans are on this island…It doesn’t give you people the right to threaten my friends lives just because Ben can’t afford his deductible!!!

#56. Posted by: Aaron Young at November 17, 2006 1:49 PM

MD phone home


Whoa! My vote's for vacc...awesome!!!

#57. Posted by: Mj at November 17, 2006 3:59 PM

i think we should have a weekly caption,with actual voting . just until February
Whose with me?!?

#58. Posted by: Kaseygirl at November 17, 2006 4:45 PM

I'm with you Kasygirl, but I think mac is on vacation for the break...

#59. Posted by: meg at November 17, 2006 7:56 PM

I'm not really a doctor, but I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night.

#60. Posted by: cmw at November 17, 2006 8:48 PM

...EEELLLIIOT

#61. Posted by: moxie at November 18, 2006 1:49 AM

@Kaseygirl

Count me in...I'm with you. I've been twitching in the corner, fetal position, rocking and sucking my thumb...going through LOST withdrawl is like detox! AGONY!

@MAC-
Are you there, Mac? It's me, Sillygirl!

#62. Posted by: Sillygirl0630 at November 18, 2006 10:21 AM

@ kaseygirl

i agree. i think someone should win these posts, even if its mac that decides

come back from vaca!

#63. Posted by: nina at November 18, 2006 7:26 PM

@ vacc

That was GREAT! Best one of all in my opinion.

#64. Posted by: ButchM at November 19, 2006 11:03 AM

I swear it is normal to do the prostate check for all surgery!

#65. Posted by: frenchie at November 20, 2006 9:23 AM

I swear it is normal to do the prostate check for all surgery!

#66. Posted by: frenchie at November 20, 2006 9:24 AM

Jack: Do you guys have any of those Dharma chocolated kisses? You know, the ones with almonds. I really love those...

#67. Posted by: BELost at November 27, 2006 12:05 PM

1.)Jack: “Quit stonewalling me, you freakin psycho.”

2.) (Out loud so everyone can hear) “Kill Ben... Kill Ben! No I will not kill Ben.”

3.) (Breaks out into song) “R-E-S-P-E-C-T… find out what it means to me.”

4.) “Are you gonna eat that sandwich.”

#68. Posted by: lostonlost at April 14, 2007 12:40 AM