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Lost Caption: Girls Gone Wild

It's the match up we've all wanted to see.. The Island's most frequently handcuffed fugitive takes on the Other's most lethal fertility doctor turned double agent in this memorable moment from Season Three's "Left Behind"

Who will come out on top?

That's the subject of this week's LOST Photo Caption.

Post your caption(s) through the comments area at the bottom of the page... but let's try to keep it clean.


Muddy Kate and Julie picture

This will really open up our pores!

#1. Posted by: PiecesofArzt at August 2, 2007 10:32 AM

Kate: Jules, we should get cleaned up quick...i think 'ol smokey likes sexy chocolate covered losties!

Jules: Good call, meet at the Jell-O pit in an hour?

Kate: Done

#2. Posted by: mdc at August 2, 2007 10:32 AM

Kate: Duuuuude...did you accidentally swallow any mushrooms when you landed in the mud?

Juliette: Wow...That cloud looks like Ben...but only if he's a dinosaur.

#3. Posted by: Trinity at August 2, 2007 10:52 AM

"Up there, in the branches... is that a piece of Arzt? No, wait, that was last week..."

#4. Posted by: Danny at August 2, 2007 10:57 AM

The R18 release:

DHARMA:
Drugged, Handcuffed, And Really Muddy Amateurs

#5. Posted by: Danny at August 2, 2007 11:05 AM

Wow, smokey has some really bad diarrhea today.

#6. Posted by: TheMadJackyl at August 2, 2007 11:24 AM

Juliet: "And this is basically what it was like to be at Woodstock '99."

Kate: "This concert sucks!"

#7. Posted by: Red...Neck...Man at August 2, 2007 11:30 AM

Post your caption(s) through the comments area at the bottom of the page... but let's try to keep it clean.

#8. Posted by: mediaboy at August 2, 2007 12:51 PM


This just reminds me of my first comments on this episode written so many months ago . . .


“ . . . I must thank the writers for the “Charlie’s Angels handcuffed girls race through the jungle falling into the ONLY major mud hole within 50 miles” moment! - Obviously there was no way to work a tub of jello into the story line! ‘


I shall try, but I'm not sure I can come up with anything better . . .

what a laughable moment in scriptwriting!

#9. Posted by: davidrh at August 2, 2007 12:51 PM

Juliet: *innocently* I had a feeling those frat guys had something up their sleeves when they said they had free beer.

Kate: Right! *sarcasm* If I remember correctly, YOU were the one who put the cuffs on us.

Juliet: Oh . . . you weren't supposed to see that.

#10. Posted by: ANTP? at August 2, 2007 1:09 PM

Kate: What did you say the SPF of this stuff is?

#11. Posted by: ANTP? at August 2, 2007 1:11 PM

"Was it as good for you as it was for me?"

#12. Posted by: Cecil Rose at August 2, 2007 2:12 PM

Kate: "They were very tasty, but you're right, those Jello Pudding Pops are way too messy."

#13. Posted by: Red...Neck...Man at August 2, 2007 3:35 PM

"I'm such a dirty girl"

#14. Posted by: green at August 2, 2007 3:48 PM

Kate: Okay. We're handcuffed and covered with mud. What's next?

Juliet: Well, if we can only get Clementine and Bunnylover to join us, Mac'd make a fortune charging admission to this blog.

#15. Posted by: ransomjackson at August 2, 2007 3:51 PM

do you feel like a chocolate cow, on a chocolate farm, near a chocolate stream?

#16. Posted by: green at August 2, 2007 3:53 PM

"I don't know about you, but that's the last I double-blind-date with that Willy Wonka guy . . . "

#17. Posted by: davidrh at August 2, 2007 4:30 PM

Hey ransomjackson,
If I jumped in, I'd be like an Easter treat. Chocolate covered bunny. Yum...
(Whoever thought of THAT idea anyway. Chocolate bunnies to celebrate the rising of Christ? I mean, Jesus...)

#18. Posted by: BunnyLover at August 2, 2007 4:30 PM

Kate: "Sure could use a cigarette right about now..."

#19. Posted by: BunnyLover at August 2, 2007 4:33 PM

Kate: "Okay - but when I tell Sawyer - I'll say we had a tickle fight - and I was on top."

Juliet: "Yeah - but when I whisper this to Jack - it was a feather pillow fight - we were in bikinis' - and you were Angelina Jolie". ---[again]

#20. Posted by: MorBid0 at August 2, 2007 6:17 PM

Kate: Sawyer! How long have you been up in that tree?

Sawyer: Since this morning, Freckles. When I heard they were shooting this scene today, I knew I'd have to camp out before all the really good seats were taken.

Juliet: What you men will do for a couple of cheap thrills.

Sawyer: Cheap? Hell, Lady Godiva, I had to give the location supervisor two of Paris and Nicole's buried diamonds just to shoot the scene in this mudhole..

(Kate and Juliet look sharply at the pretty young woman who was recently promoted to location supervisor..)

Sawyer: (continues) And then I had to deal with that hot-headed camera operator... you know, the one who's always screaming at Harold Perrineau to get off the set because he's not in season three.. I had to let him have one of my guns just so I could take his place up here with the camera..

(Sound of distant gunfire!)

Sawyer: Oh well... I guess those rumors about Michael coming back for Season Four just aren't true...

Juliet: But how did you find out about this scene?

Kate: Yeah, Sawyer, how did you know? With all the spoilers hitting the internet, they keep everything about this show under wraps... (she gets a disapproving glance from Carlton Cuse) .. er... I mean everything about this "island" (Carlton smiles) is such a secret. We only get to see the scripts for the scene's we're in.

Sawyer: Well, I'm in this scene now, ain't I brown sugar? (He glances at the main camera and sees it's still filming) So, how about you two GLOW ladies stay in character and start to kiss and make up.

(He takes a copy of the script from his back pocket and skims it for a moment)

Sawyer: Here it is! Kate, you say to Juliet - "I finally understand why men like to watch women mud wrestle.. You look soooo hot!" .

(The script supervisor looks at his copy, shrugs his shoulders, and gives Damon a puzzled look)

Sawyer: Then Juliet, you say to Kate "Remember that scene last season when you were being groped on the Pala Ferry? That was what made me want to become an Other!! But instead, the writers had me paired up with Jack all season.... Until now..."

Juliet: And what happens next?

Sawyer: You know.. then the two of you kiss passionately and tear at each other's clothes until.. (he thumbs ahead a few pages and shakes his head in disbelief) Wow! This is like Girls Gone Wild. Anyway, a few pages later the smoke monster shows up.. yadda yadda... then this little brownie troop scampers away in their undies all the way back to camp.. (he lowers the script, smiles, and looks at the director) C'mon, a little help here? Can't you say ACTION! or something...

Director: "CUT! That's a wrap"

Kate and Juliet : (both RIMLOL (rolling in mud, laughing out loud)

Sawyer: "What the...? No way! You didn't.. You DID!!"

Juliet: That's right! We knew that you were sneaking into Kate's place each time she got a new script...

Kate: So this time we made a few contributions to the storyline. So, Sawyer, how does it feel to be conned?

Sawyer: Let me get this straight, this whole scene was nothing but a prank? (He looks at Damon and Carlton) Don't you two even think about putting this on the Season Three bonus DVD!! (he drops from his branch and sulks off into the jungle.)

Director: Okay, it worked! He's finally gone. Quick! Get Kate cleaned up and into that wet T-Shirt. And somebody find Sun, so we can film her make-out scene with Kate before it gets dark.

#21. Posted by: vacc at August 3, 2007 9:35 AM

Kate: What’s this going to do for us again?

Juliet: Hurley said it would “detoxify” and “hydrate.” He went to the barracks for some cellophane. Apparently it’s more effective that way.

Kate: Last time he wrapped me in a tarp and I had heat rash for a week. I don’t think Hurley knows what he’s doing. I saw a “volcanic ash” facial on the menu. That can’t be safe.

Juliet: Well, he’s still perfecting the body treatments. But I got a great mani/pedi the other day.

Kate: First a golf course and now a day spa. I could get to like this.

Juliet: Yeah, most action adventure tours don’t offer amenities. And the price was really reasonable, too.

Kate: But what’s with all the cameras?

#22. Posted by: Clementine at August 3, 2007 11:17 AM

Juliet: Do you ever get that not-so-fresh feeling?

Kate: Shut-up.

#23. Posted by: Clementine at August 3, 2007 11:19 AM

Kate: "I wish Jack would have warned us about how dirty we'd get climbing up the beanstalk. I never would have worn my vintage Jordache jeans. There better really be a goose that craps out golden eggs up here!"

Juliet: "I have a feeling it's not going to matter--that's the giant's foot that's about to step on us!"

Giant: "Fee Fi Fo Fum, I smell the blood of...a couple of hot muddy chicks!"

#24. Posted by: Crispy Seaplanes at August 3, 2007 12:43 PM

@21

Absolutely brilliant!

(Also, "somebody find Sun, so we can film her make-out scene with Kate"... Does Rule 34 apply here? ;-) )

#25. Posted by: Danny at August 3, 2007 2:45 PM

Kate: "Hey Bitch....you've got something on your shirt."

#26. Posted by: Red...Neck...Man at August 3, 2007 3:07 PM

Hey Lost-Lovers!

Hope everyone's summer is going great, in spite of any short term Lost-withdrawl side effects.

Damon and Carlton have a new podcast that was recorded yesterday- DONT MISS IT! It's on the ABC website.

....AND WELCOME BACK MICHAEL!! Glad to you have him back on the island!

#27. Posted by: Sillygirl0630 at August 3, 2007 3:59 PM

Kate: You got your chocolate in my peanut butter!

Juliet: You got your peanutbutter on my chocolate!

#28. Posted by: FenwayBen at August 3, 2007 4:44 PM

@21:
Bloddy Brilliant! Down to the Nicknames, even. Though You should have used the actors' names instead of character names, but the dialogue is probably going to be the best comment in this thread.

"(Sound of distant gunfire!)

Sawyer: Oh well... I guess those rumors about Michael coming back for Season Four just aren't true... "
Amazing, really.

#29. Posted by: Futziii at August 3, 2007 5:21 PM

Kate: Ahhh, so that's what "getting caught in a net" is all about!

#30. Posted by: meg at August 4, 2007 11:18 AM

Kate: Hey Jules, Know any Dirty Jokes?

#31. Posted by: green at August 4, 2007 7:54 PM

Juliet: I've got something to say to you Kate, BUT mac told me to keep it clean.

#32. Posted by: meg at August 4, 2007 11:03 PM

Kate: yes, Juliet, you were "left behind" and all, you're a doctor and saved your sister, you helped save Jack and me from possible death, you set Sawyer on a boat with Rousseau's daughter, and you may in fact save the human race by helping women in this godforsaken place to procreate....but, there's one thing I want you to friggin remember.....MEG IS FIRST!!!!!!!

#33. Posted by: mif aka meg at August 4, 2007 11:07 PM

Tide or Purex?

#34. Posted by: Alaïs_Longthought at August 5, 2007 2:55 AM

Nobody knows the truffles I’ve seen.

#35. Posted by: Clementine at August 5, 2007 12:24 PM

#28 part deux (credit to FenwayBen)

Hurley to Locke: You got your dynamite in my chocolate!

Locke to Hurley: You got your chocolate on my dynamite!

Sawyer to Hurley: You got your chocolate on my fugitive!

Jack to Sawyer: You got your fugitive on my doctor!

Hurley, Locke, Sawyer, and Jack: Ohhhhh

#36. Posted by: Clementine at August 5, 2007 12:29 PM

I’ve always thought of the male gender as not only the hunter-survivalist, but also as the deep, complex (though often misunderstood), quiet yet strong, intellectually gifted in tactical and directional foresight, superbly instinctably heroic in a “John Wayne” sort of way, and totally mysterious and indecipherable to the opposite sex, and yet . . .

Clementine . . .bless her demure little heart . . has demonstrated that a woman can think more like a man than a man could . . .

We’re toast, boys.

#37. Posted by: davidrh at August 5, 2007 4:56 PM

I hope Sawyer and Jack had as much fun switching partners as we did!

#38. Posted by: Sam at August 7, 2007 10:37 PM

Kate: "WHAT DID YOU SAY?"

Juliet: "I'M NASTY. What do you think I said?"

Kate: "I thought you said - NAMASTE. I must have mud in my ears."

Juliet voiceover - thought to self: "[whew... dodged a bullet there.]"

#39. Posted by: DocH at August 8, 2007 10:33 AM

And I'm Spent.

#40. Posted by: Scott at August 9, 2007 12:32 PM

the contestants take a breather as the referee for the Dharma female mud wrestling contest declares a time-out.



#41. Posted by: lostbarf666 at August 25, 2007 12:50 AM

more HAIKU:

muddy gals catch breathe
monster lingers just off screen
heart of jack at stake

#42. Posted by: MB0 at September 7, 2007 10:36 PM