Bernard:

Frogurt: Hey Vincent. Got bark?

Vincent:

Frogurt: Hey Rose. Go-

Rose: Make one more pun and I'll light this stick and plunge it burning through your chest.

Frogurt: Fair enough. Though for you, that would be rather *against the grain*, hehehe.

Rose (eyes narrowing): Neil. You're going down.

- - - subtext - - -

Vincent: Bacon! Bacon! Bacon! ... I smell... B-A-C-O-N (bay-cone).

"Come on baby light my fire,
Com on baby light my FIIIIEER!!!"

Rose to Frogurt: "uh, you might want to choose your words better Mr. Redshirt."

Frogurt: I have an appointment for 1:30

Rose: You've gotta be kidding Neil. We're moving back and forth through time and you still want Bernard to look at your loose filling?

Bernard: It's okay, Rose. The drill is almost sharp. And look... I just invented "Plackers".

Rose: (Excited) Terrific! We'll need these later to get the boar out from between our teeth.

Frogurt: Noooo! Not Boar again!

Rose: Calm down Neil. Or else you're gonna have to take a time out.

Frogurt: (Angry - shouting) Doesn't anybody get it? I can't EAT boar with this broken tooth.. And it wouldn't matter even if I COULD - because every time I eat boar I end up with HEART BURN!!

(As if on cue, a flaming arrow explodes into his chest)

Bernard (huffing and puffing and muttering): He's been reading that real estate primer again. How does he think we're going to pay for that hut he built?

////Ppffffttt-zzttt-thwanggggg////

Bernard (looks up): Huh?

Rose: Oh hell yes. Pack it up, Bernard. We're retired.

Your timer assumes the S-6 premier is Wed, Jan 20 at 9:00PM. Where are you getting your intel? I haven't seen any announcement from ABC yet.

The ABC website says "the final season begins early 2010".

Rose: Why's that, Frogurt?

Frogurt: Haven't you heard? It's the Season 6 Premiere!

Rose: Is this a flashback, then?

Bernard: Is there fire in our future?

Frogurt: Well...

Is it only the premiere that will be broadcast on a Tuesday, or every episode? They say something about "returning to their regular time slot" on Feb 9, but that's a Tuesday, not a Wednesday.

Good thing I didn't register for a night class on Tuesdays... I was about to.