A.K.A. Bank

Oh these poor slobs. In real life, random fans have been known to get in the faces of the actors on the show and accuse them of their character's behaviors. They flat out call them a series of nicknames that are definitely gonna stick. I feel for the actors, but the fact remains that this show rips the lid off of some serious reality. The actors are just the messengers because these people actually exist! A lot of us have memories of just about every guy character on the show. And if we don't, we probably will in the future. I may feel for the actors but not the characters. Sorry honey, for every action there's a reaction. These people had their names (compliment or insult) before our girls ever came along. They just had the balls to say it out loud and we get to listen as the fly on the wall.

Alcoholic Guy: Carrie's recovering alcholic
A.D.D. Guy: See The Jazz Guy
Ass Guy: See Marathon Man
Baby Talk Guy: Samantha's Armani Warhead who talks like an infant in bed
Bathroom Guy: Miranda's bodily functions loving comic book writer, Doug
Captain Crunch: Miranda's gym guy from Crunch
Extra Strength Rubber Band: Samantha's wrestling coach from NYU
Friar Fuck: Samantha's Fransiscan Priest
The Jazz Guy: Carrie's Nightclub owner and bass-playing Ray King played by Craig Bierko also referred to as A.D.D. guy
The Lesbian: Samantha's girlfriend Maria played by Sonia Braga
Mr. Big: Nuff said.
Mr. Too Big: Samantha's hung like a stegasauras guy
Marathon Man: Miranda's running partner who could also be referred to as Ass Guy
The Model: Big's supermodel date "Shaw" at Tao
Pissing Politician: Carrie's twisted politico guy
Porn Freak: Miranda's twisted guy who can't do it without a porn tape running and in full view
Short Guy: Samantha's so short guy he shops at the boys department at Bloomies
Shoe Guy: Charlotte's shoe store clerk, foot fetish guy who gives her free expensive shoes as a trade for rubbing her feet
Wet Tissue Guy: Carrie's fellow writer, premature guy